the BMB

ah yeah guess what i anmed it????

burton

i guess santa came early this year

most of the stuff i earned got stolen from me when i was sleeping

however

this is my summary of 07

early in the year i started doing drugs thanks to coersive "medicine/medication" (drugs)

then i threatened some doctor

then a couple months later i woke up and ooverdosed once again

then i made sizzla i-space

then i went to jail

then i escaped from a courthouse

greg the one who got me drugged in the first place pressed charges of threats

hey burton remember when shaun was in whistelr back in the day? like the era of the denim snowpants and ions boots? i used to be able to find a picture from that journey

so i turned into eli in the cell after the other guy got bail

so then i teleported and the whole "mark of the beast" you had to be there to beleive it...

so they pulled guns and got their jaws broke and all that

"never ever kidnap kids!!!"

so then i went to jail and the next day i woke up smoking a ciggerette and i had another loaded gat and all i could say was the new sizzla album addicted

so then

what shaun does is he snowboards in full burton gear

the only thing he shreds with that aint burton is gogs

however

i think burton snowboards started the trend of robbing chris of his earnings

to chris it was never about the money or fame or nuthing

he wanted to go snowbaordingwhen i was ten

shaun would been 11

shaun earned a million before he turned ten

so when i was ten i went snowboarding for the first time

it would been like listening to sizzla for the first time

something clicked and i knew snowboarding was a major ambititon of mine

alot of mistakes have been made becasue i wasnt allowed ot go snowboarding as chris...

"god forbit"

so everytime i wake up and i go i was rocking ions

or a fell in a halfpipe

or i went and seen a movie in la

or even i macked some pregnant girl in whistler

i never heard nothing about that anywhere in a magazine or on burton.com

incidently

i predicted winning the olympics at age 18, shaun was 19

i predicted this at age 6

since it came true it is technically prophetcy

however

that girl got pregnant before the olympics and was pregnant during and after that as well

but hear is the importnat stuff:

shuan white smashed in my face at age 15

the dude that did that was imaginary

then within 48 hours we shut down all our internal organs from when we chased a half ounce of pure gak

then we smahsed in our face some more and then some more

and then the cops stomped our heads and broke all the remaing unbroken bones in the face including the teeth

now when i woke uop and i still hand the shiner and the hands were feeling funky and i knew something about there shouldve been some sort of nina or something

too much gak and herion and freebase makes it real hard to recall

much like when im shaun

if i wasnt god or jesus, choose one

burton wouldve killed me thru making me be a bi polar

he burton hears the deal

i remember begging for gear cause chris mom was a nut job

you ididots refused

that refusal

would killed shuan white if it wasnt for god

either from serious head trauma or from overdosing

you couldve prevented both by following the legal arrangements

they dont want to jinx shaun white buy giving chris gear when he needs it

now that im a grown up i no longer need you guys to hook up gear

would be nice but no i have money i can buy stuff

the next time you get a rider and he mostly wins

mkae sure his alter ego has a hook up stricly becasue

it fucks with your head

how about this

people think shaun is real

where does he go? when hes not shredding or skating?

one time i was shaun white and it wasnt scheduled

this was last year when we caused some mischeif in the states

how did we get there? we teleported as shaun white

shaun white doesnt actually have a life

just an image

although im one of his biggest fans i can assured no one  hates his guts more then me

rest assured i predicted the olympics becasue it occured with in a month of hardcore killer graduating his murder education

that girl i posted a pic of as shuan whites kid

that wasnt the girl who received a jacket from shaun in 06

but they are buddies though

they used to hang out

and so

the lesson to the coporations

if you makret osmeone as a real person and refuse to hook up the alterego even when they beg thru emails tot he corporation

the one who gave me the negetive responce knew i was shaun

what i dont get is shaun gets gear and he gets to enter comps

why dont i recall?

that is not the important question

the important question is why do they give me gear and take it back

so that iu will turn into chris

i need a new helmet and 2 sets of boots for a start

and 1 jacket and pants

and 2 sets of gloves

and a 420 kit

there

how about telling shuan to hook it up

hey shuan next time you skate in my town

mkae sure you give chris the skate after

i hate knowing the future

imagine being 6 and you see the future

i seen the important part
getting shot in the head by hardcore killer brent harley

i would personally rather be decapitated by myself on whistelr then shot in the head by brent

when i got decapitated on whistler mounatin 6 months after i woke up from police brutality

i was wearing a bonfire jacket

used i got it for free from showcase

and bonfire pants that where WB pants

i had to give them back after the season was thru

i wanted to keep them so i could show my kids

the first time i died i was wearing bonfire gear these pants right hear

however

if burton had hookup chris for being the alter ego to shaun

 i doubt i wouldve been crusified publicly

since it happened you cant talk about it

but to tell you the truth shuan/chris/eli/sizzla/others

we have more then two kids

all my kids are supposed to snowboard proper and they all have money and none of them are allowed to have a bug for a momma and none of them are allowed to be mentally disturbed and they are also no allowed to commit any criminality

other then that

burton knows i will buy gear for a very long time

know why i still like shuan white enough to keep him real?

he was smart enough to take it on the head instaed of on the feet

had we done that it wouldve looked real bad for burton instaed of for chris

i dont see the scar on my neck or face or hands

or back

or legs

whatver

what would burton have said

the shuan white went too big too drunk in a shitty icy park before the mopunaitn open and puts his legs into his chest

i wouldve never snowbarded again let alone win the lympics and forget

that mustve bee gnarly eh

i figure out what happens from youtube

i love that ***

i go to this place to discuss politics of being a shred

i have yet to go shredding once in 08 as chris but atleast i got my doom 55 and doom bindings sz m

ah yeah

"gunshots"

i am comfortable with the knoweldge that burtons knows greg is a girl anda liar and a hipocrite and traitor

i am also comforttable that burtons knows eli is my imaginary friend and the only one who actually LOVES chris

because im his lacky

they also know had the treated shuan the way the tret the rest of the pros

as in all the other pros arent bi polar and know they are pros

and get the money and the gear with no fucking problems from some idiots

they know pros should not have to make up freidns cause corporations lie thru their teeth

i am glad i had eli

had burton done its legal resposibilty i would suffered because i wouldve neevr had an eli nad probably never met andreas let alone when i was twelve

thanks burton for mkaing me crazy enough to have imaginry friends watch chris get punched out and vice versa you morons

give me my suiots and the jacket i wanted

oh wait too late once again burton greeg/idiotacy get the best of them

"hardcore killer is gunna get it"

i am proud of my crew even though we slew with imaginary dudes

"dem gunshots dem burst" deadicated to hardcore killer and ian snheddon

the *** ass pig ass that cops in the name for even if they kill god in the name of some goof ass pig fagget

"hey shneddon quit beefing or youll get choked uncoincioyus by some imaginary"

oh wait too late

hey burton its too late to hook up chris let alone sponsor

had to done my requests i wouldve never stirred up contreversy

by the way im not shuan mentally and the real shaun doesnt come here

"shuan white shouldve never thought he could smash in chris face with chris skateboard and get away with it" deadicated to jake

oh wait shaun never smahsed in my face that was nick

nick what a *** that guy was eh

nick cochan

stupid diot isnt ven real

havent seen him in atleast 5 years

hey burton everytime i look in the mirrior i think of burton

they stole not only gear but my cash and money and also my exgirlfriends are my exs becasue burton steals them like they are gear

why did burton think they could steal my gear and my girls? funny

they like shuan but hate chris

as a result chris doesnt like chris neither and he is starting to dislike eli for lack of eli

burton stole eli too

i hate burton

what were they thinknig when they made the love? can we piss off chris more then we do? burotn was pissing off chris before burton was getting offended from chris

ha ha

eyah

so i go to jail for going to whistler

which i used to run between putting the mayor in power and beating up every cop up there somethimes more then once and sleeping with more then one of those pigs

and so then

when im in jail shuan gets out

and i never recall being shaun much like eli or sizzla or andreas

itll be two years since ive seen andreas come christas eve

its already been 2 years since eli

so burton pisses of chris

chris makes eli

burton steals eli to piss off chris

hey duhg

do you know why i write this ***? do you think i give a *** that i promote burton shnowboards shamelessly?

do you thinki give a slight *** about stuff?

no.

i am pissed off because if i had offd a cop

(ian shneddon)

i wouldve been locked up and i wouldve gone ah yeah once again shaun white ruined my life and it didnt even cost burton a penny

i am choked you'd think with a ruined ankel they wouldnt sing up shaun for a ten year contract eh

lal that means if that for the next ten years ill be getting vacations from being chris and not even knowing how to stop being chris

aside from doing drugs

and yeah when i hit the crack pipe the cops ah yeah get ah fucked up

like that one time when i was chasing crack

got fried with over a half dozen tzers at once

or the other time when i punched out the cop in handcuffs for telling me what to do ... high on freebase

hey duhg whats the difference between crack and freebase? freebase is just you know pure and crack is just shitty freebase

burton sucks

thats why if you ever see shaun hes got his red hair and his face coverd and total burton gear head to toe

ian shneddon is a girl!!!

the closest we ever got to doing it was when i choked him out and pulled down his pants

and thats how i found out he was a girl

shuan cant be trusted because hes not chris or eli

maybe eli

becasue eli remembers being shuan

there you havent

people to this day say it wouldve been bad had i publicly executed ian

my responce is do you really think so???

shut up fools

my cats name is burton so i dont abuse it

they are like little poeple yo

my mother did a whole bunch of gnarliness just so that  could have over 50 guns pulled me by cops in british columbia let alone being banned form whistler

think canada is the only place i stole cars?

fools i been busted by the british pigs for gun crimes like having too many assulat rifles

you dont feel *** for nothing you pagans

i am shuan white but shuan is pyshic and lfys and all that jazz which i could never hpe to achieve

know what i just did? i facebook'd a message to andreas

that dude is a crazy scrapper

he aint real yet he is casue i went to highschool for years with this dude

no wonder i didnt have friends in highschool

i wasnt able to been seen just see others

when words would show up on papers i was invisble

i used to sit beside this dude yo

i sent him a messgae and i feel bad already

i fought industry people before i dont care

i want my gear so i can fell important

becasue you know they ruined chris ankle but shaun can still giver

you know nothing

after that shuan got a ten year contract

meanwhile all my exs are whores and gunna burn

they shouldve claled the lone series the lust series

know what i used to do when i was shuan white? conspire against chris

turns out im real even though im not

real enough to jerk it but not have a girlfriend

becsaue while i see people they dont see me so they think eli made up chris

im like fools

you clowns

im am mike pain bitches

 and now mike pain is some black dude on facebook

remember when i was telling women and children to leave becasue the pigs trained me in the meathods of killing as well sa domination and toture

do you know how to torture someone?

take their guns and huff diesel fools

and then get all giddy and laugh like a clown inbetween pitols whipping people in handcuffs in front of the old ball and chain

im like hey ball and chain means you love me in the morning and peace and leave me without my parts you fucking idiots

burton is pissing me off

i have people to interogate and they are distracting me by flying me all over the world just so i dont have to wake up as chris and go where is coke and e when you need to od

fucking fools

idiots

you feel nothing for me you really dont

had i executed ian instead of murdering kenny 2 years later

shuan wouldve disppeared and that wouldve been magik yo

it has been 5 years since i almost executed ian as eli

those are five chris years

turns out shuan can hallucinate but he keeps it dope

his friends dont turn on him like chris

they just talk *** behind his back becasue once again he disppeared for 2 weeks

when shuan is gone it must be chris becasue they stole eli and i fucking earned him and even you know iu earned him

i was the gnarleist snowbaorder not becasue i was the shuan becasue i was teh chris/eli

or should i say the eli/chris

i used to go snowboarding with imaginaries

beat that pagans

honeslty

i love being not chris

turns out even when im not chris hes till there

unless they make eli and his friends walk away for underage drinking

i got drunk every day as chris for two chris eyars straight but every day i was super sober

becasue eli got drunk and i would just watch sometimes iw as there sometimes i wasnt

chris made up his own face

know how? everytime i smash in my face the reconstruct it and it always looks like chris

i tried so hard to be normal

i know alot about alot of things

so then

i would rather be shuan for a day then chris for a lifetime

shuan doesnt think about things that chris thinks about

example

shuan thinks about his hair and cheeks

chris thinks about his teeth and jaw

therefor chris must be a homosexual

nah

its just ive had my teeth broken a coupel times and same with the jaw

but shuan doesnt think like chris and chris doesnt think like eli

and of course blame burotn for todd bentley and blame ian sneddon for criss angel

blame gangsters for nadreas

but i know that shaun white can fly

wanna know the power of chris? you never heard abotu shuans babies

you also never heard abotu shuan being schizo psychic or acutally flying

you never heard when i was spontaneously combusting in abbotsford a year after shuan ripped up the park with tricks like mctwist on the quarter pipe

you people never hear about these things because i never hear  about shuan

i heard that he won the us open from the tv in the psych ward

in jail they were joking how they were gunna ship me to psychiatric jail and fly me from there

adn of course whle i was in jail before they shipped me i was shuan in japan

and they know i hate the psychiatry becasue drugs dont change chris

lies on the other hand have so much power

there isnt one day as chris that everybody doesnt lie to chris abotu everythign

i made chris by my own power

just so that i could be invisble

know what a *** it is if youre asleep

like actually in a room sleeping

and youre alter ego who is invisble but not imaginary is on the internet

doing what

if your alseep how can you email poeple

the question is if your asleep then how could you be on a computer or watching tv or leaving to hop on a bus

they stole my concious

as bad as eli was between the drugs and drinking and petty theft

he was still less evil then chris becasue when he was shooting people like cops or breaking there legs

he knew what he was doing

things like seeing kenny the hipecrite and traitor

compels us to try to explain how people could abuse the power that people possess to make you see them as different people

i see shuan but i do not see myself

ironic

although when i watch eli skate he skates like shuan

eli takes bits and pieces

hes like oh ill tell the future like this or fight like that

this and that are people but i anit telling names

or criss angel another ho

looking back to that dude who smahsed in my face

he wasnt real

but everyone at the skate park was swearing at him

becasue i was watching him

he smashed in my head

know why?

becasue i was chris

aint that some beautifulshit right there?

burton promotes shuan som much they think if they follow the legal commitment to shaun

they dont realize its in the best interest

its not like im asking for next years shuan white gear

merely enough gear to snowboard

the gloves and googles and "helmet" that i was wearing was stolen off my board form westbeach

the ones i was rocking when i decapitated

imagine if my body got back up and started doing laps without head? pull a 5 or a front?

in bonfire gear

to me that spill was way more important in the big scheme of things

all i can say is atleast i bought burton gear that would overfend shaun

like oversize gear

boots and bindings were too big and i didnt care

honeslty if i am the most winning rider of al time

oh wait sorry to the alter ego of

why should i have to buy gear when all my moeny that i make gets stolen

like facebook

i made that in 04 in whistler

facebook made hundreds of millions

they stle it

used eli against chirs once again

why should one of the best shredders to ever live have to go to burton . com and *** about myself?

truly ironic

burton doesnt get it

i think its almost funny that i fly all over the world and never ecall leaving good old british columbia

know how many times i died up hear in canada

i have girlfriends steal my parts and use them against me and thats how they change into other girls and even dudes and other dudes

its fucked

and they all hearda bout chris and so they do that stuff like adopt chris traits and switch and its geting gross

becasue of people like greg being yo yo with shuan casue he has enough money to buy food and pay rent

opps i ment buy houses

and then greg talks *** to chris

greg has gone as far not only to drug chris but tell him i should be beat up and slapped aorund and even far worse then like trying to insinaute bullshit

i could tell burton stories of greg

what a fucking idiot

turns out the dude is was my mothe in law and didnt tell me and then got al bitchy at me and had me drugged and thats what caused kenny to be killed a year later on the day from the first injection of psychaitry

the cops used to inject me with crystal meth aka speed

aka gak

they used to actually get my high on hard drugs

and then when they do something like stick chris with twelve needles his brain thinks thinks its cryatla meth and he figures that much will make him fell lots of pain

so he wakes up knowing they are pissing off chris nad they next thing you knowing windows are getting broke iehter casue we punch or kick the windows

over 30 cops that day

broken bones

i am mnad

imagine if i wasnt god and i was onlyt shaun white so i do the 720 thru kennys head

but cant wake him up

imagine realizing one day you killed one of the bitches who had your kid casue he looked like a dude and messed with her

now imagine baby has no titty becasue daddy killed it in a fit of schizophrenic rage

its too late for burotn to hook up chris

they only thing i can do is ruin shaun  image knowing that ill recall that

and also

you know sleep with the enemy

thats our relationship with burton

burton sleeps with shuan white

and they they piss on chris

they can go *** themselves

ill buy gear

but if they ever gave gear to chris id have no choise but to burn it for what shaun did to chris

and then after that he smashed in my face

and then after that he hopped in some dudes car and drove away adn his name was nick nad he was big and all it was was shaun got mad at chris face and therefor tried to kill chris thru his face becasue shaun white knew chris was a spirit that need to be appeased

im like stupid idiot even i knew that but atleast i tried eh

clowns ride burton gear

 and so i will always by the burton gear

always

hopefully after ten years

they dont sposor him no more

then he would retire

it seemed like a good plan

turning pro

why did chris not have gear?

idiots

i could care less when shuan white ruins my relationships

or gets to hang with girls that have restraining orders

ha ha ha

one time i flew and told the ladies i was shan white

thats the real one

how could i measure to that

chris the eral chris only exists becasue he is so god damn poor

i fucking hate all you fools

if i oculd meet ian again

i would shamsh in his face

and say no go be buddies weith eli in front of chris

for a pistol whip i got my face stomped

and when i say stomped i dont mean a kick to the back of the head

i mean someone jumps on your head iwth both feet

no wonder nina doesnt like chris

she watched him get his face smahsed by the cops and live to forget and she still talks to them

im like oh i made her feel bad when my internal organs shut down form cyrstal?

no she felt bad when she seen the puddle of blood and seen cops possessed by demons

fucking idiots

most of you will burn in hell for being gay lovers and douchebags

my impression of charles" im going to blow my head off with a saw'd off in ten seconds!!!"

back in the day i used ot say things like shuan must be good at math the way he spins

i never got the gear as chris

but i got the math even though i wasnt even there

like youre some like mr t

and so youre doing avergaes

meanwhile chris is watching mr t flirt with the math teacher who we sexed up and we only sexed her up becasue we predicted it when we was 6

so mr t is lfirting and i am watching and suddenly the pencil is possessed

notes is being scribbled at lightnig speed

saying *** like *** ass *** lsut mudda you suck balls and sly like shuan white

burton knew shuan sexed her up casue he supermand that ho

i woke up in love

wnet to class

she yelled at me and flirted with mr t becasue someone told mr t dad about it 9 years previosu

and i know shaun is psychic becasue of whistler

like the girl that had the baby that shuan publicly askknowldged

that was the one who skanned our ticket the day we got our head decaptitated

shred history

so then a couple days later she got her buddy to tell me i was cute

i told her the entire chris history from what he knew and she still couldnt se elis tat

damn

we predicted her when we was 15

people got mad over that

guess what

im tougher then anyone

and what else

oh currently she doesnt look like her cause shes faking it

its rediculaous

ive smashed in my face from others with skateboard baseball bat and fists and ive even been known to smash my face in with walls

dont ever piss me off fools

dont you know ?

i dont even snowboard casue i odnt get gear but i still win everything

the competiton remembers losing what i dont recall winnign

and i am almost certain i am 3 pro skaters

they piss me off but not to that extend

i guess shuan and two others

i aint dropping names

but one of them looks like mr t

mr t is tough stuff

i never recall

and so im real even thoguh im not

you just see manifaestations of chris but never seen chris becasue hes not real

except his face

its not important

yet they use it to judge chris

they can go ah *** themselves

hey burton tell them to change the love to the lust

love is what you feel for kids not for prostitution

you idiots

although be glad they didnt hook up with barely legal or just 18 or exploited teens

eh

that would vbe a really shitty colaboration

one day they all get filled with lead and copper

gunshots

elijah ss:

my cats name is burton

Cool..Sorry if I missed it Chris, but .. what kind of cat is Burton..?

publicenemy:

how the hell do you come up with all of this?

pretty impressive huh..Kid has style