Ranger:my friends convinced me to get all yayed out last night. girl #2 was the hottest chick I've had while in colorado (definitely not from summit county) ... but I couldn't get hard thanks to the damn drugs. stupid summit county influence. poor girl was all embarrassed saying she had never been shut down like that before. gay story if you ask me. I totally blew it. possible rebate tonight.
Ranger:^^^ basically what happens with a few lines in you. get an old man anti-erection dick.
really? its the opposite for me.
ParkerHoldenOn: Ranger:^^^ basically what happens with a few lines in you. get an old man anti-erection dick. really? its the opposite for me.
PeeeGeee:coke i'm good to go - once i get going which is hit or miss really. pills on the other hand, no chance. gotta love the fragility of a bird's ego when you failed and she's the one that gets upset, like it's coz she's not pretty enough or something. ha.
Jibs_McNuts: max: jchu99: *this guy that I know has a small penis (he did post photos on the internet before). he told me that he's got a strap on that he uses on women instead of his penis. how fucked up must that dude be....Wonder if girls notice? does he like hide it? Or does he come out and say "i've got a tiny d!ck"?
max: jchu99: *this guy that I know has a small penis (he did post photos on the internet before). he told me that he's got a strap on that he uses on women instead of his penis. how fucked up must that dude be....
jchu99: *this guy that I know has a small penis (he did post photos on the internet before). he told me that he's got a strap on that he uses on women instead of his penis.
*this guy that I know has a small penis (he did post photos on the internet before). he told me that he's got a strap on that he uses on women instead of his penis.
most likely, they're too drunk or too high to notice. I'm sure he does mostly anal on them.
suchick13:OK, I can NOT believe jchu posted this ! ^^ :D
suchick13:OK, I can NOT believe jchu posted this ! ^^ :D I guarentee you - we notice when you guys can't get it up due to booze, coke or whatever. Always. It's about you, not us. We understand. And max if you're a guy using a strap on b/c you have a small one - I say two thumbs up for taking matters into his own, er, hands and making sure his partner was a happy camper. And lynn, I'm pretty sure it's hard to "hide" a strap on. Esp if it was one of those glow-in-the-dark kind.
it's always the quiet people that shock people. isn't it? haha
I guess I'll have to shock you even further when I e-mail you his story about rotessorie (spelling) chicken. lol
I can't look at a chicken the same anymore.
TaliDew:A-SEXUAL!