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The Official Secks Thread

Last post 07-16-2009, 1:31 PM by Duhg. 264 replies.
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  •  07-03-2009, 11:15 PM 822326 in reply to 683583

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    themidge:

    the things i have not accomplished, but am totally dedicated to doing:


    gondola secks


    secks whilst still strapped into snowboard


    bent over desk office secks


    secks in public (not to be confused with above)


    the rest of the standard stuff i think i have checked off.



    high five.

  •  07-03-2009, 11:40 PM 822333 in reply to 822326

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    steezybreezie:
    themidge:

    the things i have not accomplished, but am totally dedicated to doing:

    gondola secks

    secks whilst still strapped into snowboard

    bent over desk office secks

    secks in public (not to be confused with above)

    the rest of the standard stuff i think i have checked off.

    high five.


    Oh yeah. Check off secks whilst strapped in. Trees are great to lean against, helmets protect while things are happening. ;)

  •  07-03-2009, 11:57 PM 822339 in reply to 822333

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    That's actually quite repulsive, no offense.

  •  07-04-2009, 12:11 AM 822346 in reply to 822339

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    JungleLarry:
    That's actually quite repulsive, no offense.
    i know right?  helmets are whey ghey.

  •  07-04-2009, 12:20 AM 822351 in reply to 822346

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    goggles:
    JungleLarry:
    That's actually quite repulsive, no offense.
    i know right?  helmets are whey ghey.


    totally. so are condoms, but they make for easy cleanup. and preventing teh aids.

  •  07-14-2009, 12:27 PM 824841 in reply to 822351

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    Tit-tay fvckin = Nothing wrong with that.

    Also, birfday secks is good.

  •  07-14-2009, 12:30 PM 824845 in reply to 824841

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    shralp:
    Tit-tay fvckin = Nothing wrong with that.

    Also, birfday secks is good.


    score.

    i fended off secks today so i could sleep in longer. i may be a ghey.

  •  07-14-2009, 12:34 PM 824850 in reply to 824845

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    Re: The Unofficial Secks Thread

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    I only do that after a full day of safety meetings.  One or two makes it better IMO but after eight or nine I just can't be bothered.

  •  07-14-2009, 12:39 PM 824855 in reply to 824845

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    Ninety-Roll:
    shralp:
    Tit-tay fvckin = Nothing wrong with that.

    Also, birfday secks is good.
    score. i fended off secks today so i could sleep in longer. i may be a ghey.


    You "may be a ghey"?!?!!!

    Why do you have to assert that ghey's don't like secks? Teh gheys love it dummy.

    I think your some kind of pedeofile type. Some sick monkey.

  •  07-14-2009, 12:49 PM 824861 in reply to 824855

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    Re: The Unofficial Secks Thread

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    shralp:
    Ninety-Roll:
    shralp:
    Tit-tay fvckin = Nothing wrong with that.

    Also, birfday secks is good.


    score.

    i fended off secks today so i could sleep in longer. i may be a ghey.


    You "may be a ghey"?!?!!!

    Why do you have to assert that ghey's don't like secks? Teh gheys love it dummy.

    I think your some kind of pedeofile type. Some sick monkey.


    haha, ok, should have been more specific...hot-dog/donut type sex...

  •  07-14-2009, 3:29 PM 824900 in reply to 824861

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    Ninety-Roll:
    shralp:
    Ninety-Roll:
    shralp:
    Tit-tay fvckin = Nothing wrong with that.

    Also, birfday secks is good.
    score. i fended off secks today so i could sleep in longer. i may be a ghey.


    You "may be a ghey"?!?!!!

    Why do you have to assert that ghey's don't like secks? Teh gheys love it dummy.

    I think your some kind of pedeofile type. Some sick monkey.
    haha, ok, should have been more specific...hot-dog/donut type sex...


    Now your talking about having sex with a police officer at a bbq?

    You are definitely sick.

  •  07-14-2009, 5:40 PM 824957 in reply to 824900

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    Re: The Unofficial Secks Thread

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    What's the official ruling on having sex just at the very edge of the woods, next to a playground and elementary school? Is that public?

  •  07-14-2009, 7:58 PM 824995 in reply to 824957

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    It's only public if you use a homeless man to cup your balls.

  •  07-15-2009, 8:04 AM 825123 in reply to 824995

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    JungleLarry:
    It's only public if you use a toothless man/woman to tea bag your balls.

  •  07-15-2009, 9:22 AM 825140 in reply to 824957

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    Caboose:
    What's the official ruling on having sex just at the very edge of the woods, next to a playground and elementary school? Is that public?

    In the car is not in public.

    In the car with her on top and her head poking out of the sunroof IS in public.
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