its a baby cat
all black
ever been the best shredder ever
???
chris refuses to ride swicth
and uh
i won the olympics in 06
wasnt allowed in 02 at age 15
but ah
in 06
the uh rest the calendar
so we won the olympics we really did
but actually we lost them when we went to sleep
the knowledge of winngin fell out of our heads and so we lost
girls that used to try to kiss chris casue of eli are no in shauns whistelr commercials
i hate being a shcizo bi polar because burotn sponosrs me and they wont admit it to chris becasue then theyd have to hook up gear
fucking idiots
i win compititions injail fools
i am also sizzla
people wont admit that
i am also tood criss angel and andreas and elijah ios famous in whistler becasue chris was always watching him
no wonder we are so fucked eh
blame burton
they makea nillions i gave ten pecent to hardcore killer
a hundred million
he owes me ten percent
and burton owes me fucking big time you fucking idiots
school ruined chris
in grade 2 i was already halluncinating severly and doing magic
and having psycho episodes
i never liked shcool
my cint of a mother made me
i wanted to be snowbaording
i hope the next person shuan kills is chris mother
that would be very helkpful
or hardcore killler
here goes
hardcore killer is a homosexual
he is probably also jake burton
therefor jake burton is probably partially gay
literally
why do you think he dopes shiutty boardslides adn takes pictures
i had it worse then any other
dont forget about sneddon
emily:Thats deep..
You just wanted to see the cat didn`t you Em..?..
D99: emily:Thats deep.. You just wanted to see the cat didn`t you Em..?..
max: D99: emily:Thats deep.. You just wanted to see the cat didn`t you Em..?.. this thread needs some real pussy
pay attention Max...Ian Sheddon is a girl !
emily: Well i did wonder.. I read the whole thing too! Dont think ive ever read that much in my whole life!!
and understood so little...
It`s a little black cat
S P:Suicide is easier, you should try it some time.
yeah thats not cool okay
i have feelings.. snicker
no i dont
so my ex girlfriend who i was gunna marry as chris for something im not sure what
yeha so my ex girlfriend... any takers im single... we are thru me and her
its her birthday and shes telling me we cant ahng out becasue i let her walk on me for no reason and i dont stand up for her or something
i told her the rules and she broke them and calls me the bad influence
yeha so
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4T0hwccG4I&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t_AfMV2lAA&NR=1
no other snowboarders can ever bust out tracks like that
yeahs so in the last week he grew twice as big as he was when i first seen him
my true love cats!!!
but he keeps licking his junk and im starting to think hes a homo
anyone want a cat from chris???
didnt think so
ah yeah
death and taxes are a sure thing like the paradox of chris' evolved intellect
my schizophrenia is my legal property
they say its criminal but actually i own it it is phsyically mine and i own the intellectual rights too
damn
ah well
so i notcied all these shuan white snowboarding posters at the mall whats up with that?
i asked some dude at the game store what he thinks of shuan and he dont like him and hten i told him i was shuan and he was like oh im jealous
i was like yeah me too and can get a girl knocked up and see it too!!!
i remember having a girlfriend pregnant and they drugged me with the needle and yellow pills that look like the herion pills and i started smoking gak again and didnt know and never seen her pregnant and went to federal jail before i went to juvie later that year
my life is far out man
i seen shuan playing guitar
i cant play guitar
i heard sizzla rapping in french i dont know french
and in my brain i know for a fact that hardcore killer is a fucking gnagster and he rats me out after he puts gunshots in di brain and his daughter is a prostitute
i seen her whoring it with dudes but then agian i seen her as numerous dudes and so i try not to think to deep into it
seriously this is the year when i start recalling being shaun white
i did before
a couple times
well
sorry for beign a bad influence
burton knows if they would give me free boots.
atelast when i got decapitited i was wearing a burton hifi
saved my head yo
what i wanted was the whistelr sample shuan white suit of the gods sz xl
that had it
in vncouver which of course i run by shooting people and pistol whipping cops...
so last year(mark of the beast anniversary is soon...)
and the analog leather jacket casue it was so fine it aint funny
if you ever see shuan wearing analog gear then its a safe bet that its chris and so i never gave eli my jackets
because he never told me the truth
know how i used to find out the facts? listen to eli lie and i would figure it out
or ask his crew about his girls they always knew
after shuan won the lympics and before eli got shot in the head thanks to hck
eli sexed up some girl
go figrue
eli is only shuan becsaue i prove it thru the hallucinations like greg
other then that
sorry that i fought a whole bunch of people although some of them needed it
like those idiots last year that were marked with mark of the beast
i hope my knee dont casue me much stress
i bet itll oly affect chris
get this
i got being bi polar on lackdown and i doubt shuan will miss his schedule
we slept with julie rockwell so the cops act all tuff and then go guess who won another competition
this is how shuan does it
he goes on the lift
goes real fast
launches
grabs that ***
looks like somebody who gives nasty looks
and then stomps that ***
he goes huge
and i go wow im going big
theni wake up
i love it
its like being eli
i dont recall and itll make you crazy no doubt
this is for everyone who works in shops or justs wants the juice or mr shuan the flyer
some girls out there know he can fly becasue they seen him levitate wil busting rotations
even without the flying part they still know he can chuck fat sevens on flat ground
oh well
i imagine its a skill
he gets the gear cause he earned it along with a paycheaque
i recall nothing except waking up as chris
in fact if ai dont wake up as chirs i might die
happened before
ive turned into criss angel for smokes
and since you know that happened ive been criss angel for hard drugs and when you teleport drugs you know youre gunna get high
stupid eli
yeah thanks eli
eli knows they stole him from me and he dont care id call his mother but she denies his exitsance to chris i guess she reconizes the voice
atleast tomorrow when all you suckers are waiting for snow
ill be waiting for the sizzla show
big show tomorrow get there if you can itll change your entire life.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22SQBTOqih8&feature=related
tthats me talking to hck before he killed me