well. i remember being shaun and giving a girl named tara a jacket, she was pregnant, i never read abotu that anywhere, so i mustve remembered.
i figurei am shaun becasue, well, i cant explain how my hair is short right now and his is long, or how his is red, etc,
what i can do, is tell you this, due to being todd, who sees the future and tells ppl, i was 6 and i seen winnging the 2006 olympiucs, i was 15, i and i told ppl the future including the loympics, i was 17, and banging some chick, and i told her about winning the olympics, so i fugre since i can see the future and be shaun in the future i see...
*** it.
todd is the one who sees the future, todd and shaun are both redheds.
i cant explain why i cant rememebr being shaun, but i remember bits, but its very rare for me to wake up abnd go i was just shaun last night, with sizzla, sometimes i wake up and go i was sizzla, well, with eli, i cant claim to be eli becasue i hang out wiht him, i watch him, but i am eli, i have no clue whats real, burton hates, chris, for that i say, good thing i cant see any of my tats otherwise i would look at my leg and see shauns burton tat.
i cant figure it out, i am jealous of shaun for his skills, but then again i am much more jealous of eli for being able to rememebr things ive done that i cant remember, like when i got crusified, i cant rememrbe that, i wish i could, proof that i cant is i would have scars, but i look at eli and he doesnt have any crusifixtion scars, eli can look at me, he can see the scar from the bat to the face.
other then that i dont like telling ppl i am shaun white becasue shuan white slept with a girl with i was 15, and then he turned into mt, and then mr t turned into mr d, and i dont like to talk about it, of ocurse todd predcited it when chris was 6 but still, im not supposed to know.
i wonder what shaun would say if i was given the chance to tell him what happened becasue of his stupidness.
for all you ahteres who say i aint shaun becasue i dont have lambo or i dont have a bum tat, or im not rockstar who throws double cork tens,
or whatever
in 2007, i had a bad dream i htink, and i turned into criss angel and teleported some drugs, and overdosed, and then healed myself, when i got the drugs i was criss angel, when i healed myself i was todd bentley, now i think the person who rememebrs this is ryan frmo abbotsford, he looked like eli becasue he acted like eli, but he wasnt eli becasue he was ryan,
anyways
i wasnt chris, but i had to go to probabtion everysingle day for violence, mr t as eli, smashed out like 40 or 50 cops in a psych warda dn smashed all the windows and other things, like after he was donje with the cops and window smashing, he decided to turn into sizzla, and take ande ex girlfriend who look like a boy by the name of kostas, on a tour around the world, a sizzla tour, next time i seen kostas i was eli or criss angel becasue i teleportedout of jail, but kostas was a girl, and i believe it becasue when i was 16, eli slept with kostas, ive seen kostas a s sgirl twice, first when we did it, and second that day, now.
i went to probation, as shaun white and signed the slip, now why would shaungo to my probation unless he though he was chris and had to sign the paper everyday.
guess hwat happened, some drug uise and violecne and a new sizzla cd, and the girl, stacy she looks like a boy named richard wholikes to skate topless, yee ha, for all you boys out there, she looks like a dood to me, and i wonder why, anyways, they got the new sizzla cd by me being sizzla and by sizzla being a robot but eli rememebrs, so, hey shaun dont go to probation, that aint right, but other then that, i think i will give myself a pat on the back for being able to tricks i didnt think even shuan would be able to do, and i doubt i will ever be able to actually remember how to do the hair trick, whree you turn your short brown haris into long redhairs all shiny and everyhting.
seriously, the olympics is 3 months away, my neck is still broken as chris, chris needs to get teeth pulled becasue his mother wont pay for a root canal and wont let chris use his alter egos money to fix his teeth, its getting fucking stupid, if i was burtnj, i wouldnt want some dood with teeth like mine to have a burton tattoo, even one wiht nuoersou layers of invisble ink on top.
everyone but me can see it, what a drag, but atleast shaun teeth dnt casue him sever discomfort for months and months, i shouldve been allowed to see the girl shaun seen, just to see if as chris i could see a fetus in a belly,
well. shaun met greg, i rmemebre shelly turning into greg, i rememebr not knowing, i remember watching eli be able to remeber this while chris cant, no wonder they is 2 ppl, however shelly tells chris eli si imaginary, even thoguh shelly is greg adn both shelly and greg have met chris and eli and both of them together.
eli banged shelly daughter hannah, which mean si did, but eli rememebers, go figure, turns out her daughter hannah was there the night that girl got pregnant, so was paige, and 2 others, due to criss angel being able to teleport.
well. when my teeth get real bad in the future ill turn them into solid gold again./
but ill leave them and chris will wake up with gold teeth and be like it happened again.
the government should not be allowed to *** with the calendar.
last time for the olympics, i was living in whisklter, shaun got to do a 3 week party in europe, i got to wake up, in whislter, with one day missing, how does that work, for this eyar, if i *** off just before the ollympics, will shaun still be there? i hope so.
if i was shan i would hate having an alter ego like chris, then again one time i was in a pro comp as shaun and in air turned into chris an fell and hurt my shoulder, hopefully on the snow i turned back into shaun.
i dont rememebr.
well.. i am sorry for making you feell this way, it took me years and years of raking my brain. all i need in a imaginary friend to by my real memory and then not lie to chris about it.
go sizzla. next time i sitck a gun on my head, what are you going to say then sizzla? a new cd? too late we already did that one. and brent watched. and he was calling us chris, adn we was eli, and we knew it, and he still called us chris, i fucking hate brent, i was always honest with him, i told him i was going to marry his daughter, i told his daughter i was going to give her babies.
what did i do. i gave her a kid, as eli, as chris never seen her pregnant as chris asked eli hey eli ever see her pregnant ? he said no. i bleive him, becasue when i was him that,= night, i was very surpirsed that there was a kid, brent hates chris and eli, i cant explain, but my only real goal, is one to day make him beg for mercy, make him beg for me to not kill him, whether he calls me chris eli sizzla shaun or whoever. i could care less. first he begged me not to make him shoot me in the face. next hell bag me to have mercy.
am i being serious. i wish i could say i was.
i loved him at one time, but only becasue he was a father figure of sorts. if i knew his history i would be able to decide. but i aint todd or eli, i am both and others, while the whole time only ever being chris due to memory function.
i just want a girl with a kid a family to accept and help me. no one loves me and no one ever will, unless i stop being chris untill i wake up and go yay i am chris yee ha.
i love drugs, but i usukly dont remmebr, ususlay i just wake up and go what a drea, and then i hear hints that it wasnt a dream.
i am way to rich to be this poor and crazy, but who cares, no one but chris, brent owes me.
he shot me with a gun, and going stop chris no what are you doing, he was just covering his ass, so he could call the cops like a harsh rat goof,
jokes on hhim, i came back to life, and shot myself twcei more that night after i walekd away, but of course im still alive, i was a robot so someone has proof but not me, i dont have the proof, in chris world, the fucking pigs ruined his best pants.
his purple flying pants, the skel;eton ones, *** the pigs stupid goofs.
i flew in those pants in abbotsford, then went on fire but the pants got healed,
well brent. one day i hope we can be friends, but if not, dont worry, nothing bad will ever happen to you, i am all bark and no bite, plus, i wouldnt want my kid to think im some sort fo monster.
***. next time i get a girl pregantna dn hang out wiht her the whole time i want her to look like a girl instaed of a boy, and a pregnant girl would be nice, shaun can see girls pregnant, then again he can have sex, and rememebr , and have sex and fly, at tehe same time,/
the powers of that idiot amaze me.