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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://community.burton.com/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Burton Snowboards Community : Unanswered Threads</title><link>http://community.burton.com/forums/TopicsNotAnswered.aspx</link><description>Posts that are unanswered</description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2.0 (Build: 60217.2664)</generator><item><title>NEW Burton AK cyclic jacket for sale $165</title><link>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/847418.aspx</link><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:13:22 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21479f5a-43ec-44bc-958d-f34dc3661a73:847418</guid><dc:creator>dltenshi</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/847418.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.burton.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=6&amp;PostID=847418</wfw:commentRss><description>http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;amp;item=230402599077&amp;amp;_trkparms=tab%3DSelling#ht_500wt_975</description></item><item><title>WTB: Board, Boots, Bindings. Anyone near Vail/Beaver Creek. ASAP</title><link>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/847417.aspx</link><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:07:17 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21479f5a-43ec-44bc-958d-f34dc3661a73:847417</guid><dc:creator>AFISurfer1</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/847417.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.burton.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=9&amp;PostID=847417</wfw:commentRss><description>I move to Vail tomorrow (Sunday Nov. 22) and I'm looking for board, boots, bindings, jacket, pants, gloves, goggles, etc...I'm not looking for crap, but I'm also not looking for a slightly discounted expensive new board. I'm looking for between a 156 and 161 with boots and bindings that will fit a 10.5 boot. I'm looking for a more of an all mountain board in good condition. Something preferrably only a season old if that. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;As far as the outerwear is concerned I'm 6'3 and 165. I wear a Large Jacket and my waist is 32/32. If anyone can help me out with any of this reply with what you have and preferably pics. I won't have a vehicle so I need it delivered or meet you somewhere around Vail. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I know this is short notice, but I need to purchase this by tomorrow (Sunday). I get in town around 3 so if there's anyone out there in this location with gear for sale please reply. Thanks a lot!&lt;br&gt;</description></item><item><title>burton verdict</title><link>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/847400.aspx</link><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:22:49 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21479f5a-43ec-44bc-958d-f34dc3661a73:847400</guid><dc:creator>cough133</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/847400.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.burton.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=9&amp;PostID=847400</wfw:commentRss><description>does anyone on here know anything about this board. i have seen it in stores, but nothing on this or any other sites ever. i heard something about it being a limited edition. what is the story on this mystery board and is it any good?</description></item><item><title>WTB Analog Render Pants sm. or medium Blue or green</title><link>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/847354.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:47:52 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21479f5a-43ec-44bc-958d-f34dc3661a73:847354</guid><dc:creator>BeeFree</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/847354.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.burton.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=12&amp;PostID=847354</wfw:commentRss><description>As the title says!&amp;nbsp; Please let me know thanks!&lt;br&gt;</description></item><item><title>WTB: Analog render pants size small</title><link>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/847348.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:39:48 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21479f5a-43ec-44bc-958d-f34dc3661a73:847348</guid><dc:creator>Chad S.</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/847348.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.burton.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=12&amp;PostID=847348</wfw:commentRss><description>Hey want to see if anyone is willing to sell there analog render pants in black size small and for how much. Thanks.</description></item><item><title>Analog Format 2 for sale</title><link>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/847301.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 04:27:09 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21479f5a-43ec-44bc-958d-f34dc3661a73:847301</guid><dc:creator>mjpoltorak</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/847301.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.burton.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=12&amp;PostID=847301</wfw:commentRss><description>Size Large. Good Condition, no rips tears or stains.&amp;nbsp; Stratus Blue/Server (reversible). $70 plus shipping. Pics can be supplied if need be.&lt;br&gt;</description></item><item><title>bloggin brings me no joy</title><link>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/847247.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:51:43 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21479f5a-43ec-44bc-958d-f34dc3661a73:847247</guid><dc:creator>elijah ss</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/847247.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.burton.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=6&amp;PostID=847247</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;P&gt;well.things bring times&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;if you do fun things you have a good time&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;if i go snowboarding, i have fun, thus&amp;nbsp;i have a good time&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;however&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;if i dont remember&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;then i didnt go, and thus i didnt have a good time.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;what really floats my boat&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;criss angel and his dirty tricks call them illusions&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;or if i get super mad i turn into sizzla&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;or if i want to see my tats i have to look at a picture of myself as someone else&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;so if i want to see my face tats&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i have to look at a picture of lil wayne, and hes cash money honey, but im super broke&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;no other person in the world, has as many rich personalites, as me, or tattoos for that matter, it just gets old, ever day i am chris, every day all day is pure hallucination, &lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i no longer possess my best friend i ever had, my memory, if i do things that i dont rememebr, garanteed eli remembers, i know this and he knows this becasue thats how he is real.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;its the great split.,&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;the only things i remember is things that happen to chris, if it happens to shaun white or sizzla or todd bventley&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;chris doesnt rememebr&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;to the extent if i get a scar or girlfriend or tattoo or whatever on a bi polar trip&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i wont recall. but eli will&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;youwould htink my memory eli&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;youwould htink, he would have all the tats chris ever got, but he has only eli tats, which was done to make chris beleive hes not real, even though he is.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;he knows i was his body gaurd. he let me down&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;but then again&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;one of elis personalties is todd who seen teh future&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;todd told some dood, andreas father, his biological father, i never knew i told some dood the future when i was 6, if i did, i garantee you, that when i was 6 and talking baotu getting crusified at age 15, then i wouldve been like *** that, however, i told them all the major points of the nine years between being god at age 6, and being crusifed at age 15.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;the major parts where things like a girl, or kids, or drugs trips, or symbolism, like when the pigs burned a pentagram into my back, how did i find out? well, i remembered being eli, at the exact moment someone decided to tell eli about it, so i remembered someonoe telling me on a bi polar trip, and thus i got a pentagram on a bi polar trip, becasue if i had got it as chris, i wouldve remembered the pain or the blood or the scarring etc.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;now. as for shaun. i feel bad for all of you, shaun white the way he thinks, is one of my favorite thought processees, i look at a picture of shaun and the way he thinks is the person i see with the red hair and the ability to do madness on a snowboard.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i can remember snowboarding with eli in 2005, but i dont remember how to do huge spins. although when i do know how to do them, its shaun who knows ow and not me, &lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;why elis skates goofy.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;eli can remember bieng ryan sheckler&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;however&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i can remember ebing eli as ryan as criss angel.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;why?&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;one time i turned into eli&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;and eli started doing goofy kickflips&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;but he was olling a person named kenny brown who to toehr looked alot like a girl named paige who had a kid, although chris and eli never seen her pregnant, others did and lied abotu it, &lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;the greatest illuison criss angel ever pulled&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;getting a girl knocked up, and then having chris and eli never notice. to this day im like how did i not notice a fetus in belly.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;shaun white noticed a girl pregnant in whsitler, gave her a jacket, i am the only source of this rumour.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i know it occured, first becasue i predcited it, and second, becasue my memory is being like nice belly have this jacket. who has pro jackets? shaun.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;thats who&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i do the logic&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i know i piss people off when i blog&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;but i dont care&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;you knwo what pisses me off? being the worlds best snowboarder&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;and not getting free gear, unless i get free gear, and then forget, but the part of me that gets free gear, doesnt need god damn root canals&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;chris mother would buy shaun root canals&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;the fact then shaun has no cavaties, and chris does, offends me, hears what happens, this is called cirss angel&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;todd heals the teeth&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;and then for the illusion of chris, criss angel puts the holes back in the teeth.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i could tell you stories&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i got crusofed to this day i cant see the scars.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;hears one for you&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i operate in probabliteis i have no sense of reality so i do the next best thing&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i do math probablites&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;what ever is most probable is probably the truth&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;now&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;when i fly while having sex&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i blame that on shaun&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;but do the math&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;there is only one reason to fly while having sex&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;thats to impress your partner&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i did that when i was 15&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;before i got crusified&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;after i became mr pentagram&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;one time shaun white turned into chris in the half pipe comp.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;another time shaun turned into andreas while doing it.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i would elaborate, but no one cares, mr shaun white, i made you fly, you impressed ppl with the flying. i almost rememebred but elis job is to rememebr stuff that i dont&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;chris thinks shaun has good character, so does eli, but chris has no memoreis of being shuan, while for eli no big deal, i love shaun white, its just my problem with everything&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;jealousy&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i am jealous of the stuff that my alter egos did&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;to prove it&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;schizophrenia&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i met alot of girl boys&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i kknow this&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;becasue ever get with a girl&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;and then&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;she looks like a boy&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;the only person who can relate to this&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;is eli&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;but the difference is&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;eli knows which boys are girls, and chris doesnt,&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;its very strange&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;as for greg&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;who had me drugged&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;with the first drugs i remembered&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;and the only drugs which gave me seizures&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;shaun met greg before eli did who met greg before chris did.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;greg is actually shelly.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;shelly has a daughter named hannah who eli admitted to having sex with.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;yee ha more jealosy.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;this means i did it with hannah bt i dont remember&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;greg had chris drugged&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;becasue of eli&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;they shouldve drugegd eli because then i wouldve been drugged&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;but i would not have remembered&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;they were making fun of me in there&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i was 16&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;they asked me about meth, at eh time, the only drug i could rememebr actually doing was pot. no acid or crack or intravenous meth or herion or nothing. no mushroms.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;they scanned my brain&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i was already a robot but they didnt mention the numerous plates and robot circuits in my brain&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;well i noticed that ti is shorter then justin timberlake&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i dont know whty one of my black persoanlites stole my face tats&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;thank god i have an ability to see the real deal, to actaully see the ink,&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;jealousy&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;how many girl did i kiss? i am not sure, but i watched eli kiss mad ladies,&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;eli knows im real but imaginary&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;why i dont have access to most of my memory&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i imagine i dont&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;therefor i dont&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;eli imagines he can rememebr therefor he can&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;but burton needs to fucking hook up some god damn gear for crazy chris&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i got a burotn tat, i cant see it, but other ppl can see it, but i cant, yeeha&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i figure&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;how does i fly all over the world and enter snowboard comps, i cant even ride switch, as chris, just pure jealousy&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i come hear to *** up your image of shaun, only becasue i see the real one, like eli, i see hte real eli, how? i am not sure, it has to do with nina, and eli wouldve never got with nina if he hadnt rememebred ho to be todd bentley, which means how to see the future&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i had lying ladies. really gets me&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;well, one time eli called my mother loose, however, i said that, but then i turned into chris and didnt even know abotu the gunplay and freestyle rapping&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i wish i could skateboard&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i can&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;but not really&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;becasue i cant rememebr how to do the part which i figuredo ut&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;well. if i wasnt worth billions i would have no reason to write this. but i dont know how to get my billions back, and i need a dentitst,&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i like to bleive the only reason i havent gotten dental work done is becasue todd seen the future and in the future, god in the flesh and blood, without an ability to be god, needed dentistry, and you fuckers woudlnt give him a one percent of the money for dentistry&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;todd turned my teeth solid gold a couple times&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;but since youra ll anti god&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;my teeth always stop being gold right aorund the time i turn into chris and thus rememebr being a real person&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i can never tell if i am real or not&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;in high school&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;every singel day adnreas was there, and i wasnt allowed to talk to him and i wasnt allowed to know why i wasnt allowed to talk to him.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;and then, on top of that, i was always fucking off to be shaun white, and not remember, and on top of that, i was sizzla and others, and no, we have this calendar, and it turns out, all these imaginaryppl which i can see, they are all stupid, chris is the alter ego to many, i am sizzlas main alter ego.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;although i would say eli is, it is actually chris.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;thats my power, i am only chris, even though i am many.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i want someone to fix my teeth&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;blogging is futile&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;telling ppl the future i wish was a joke&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;wouldve saved me alot of deaths that i had to come back to life for.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;well. love is the only things&amp;nbsp; aschizo needs&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;although ineed eli back becasue hes my memory and also my bad attiture&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;andreas isa&amp;nbsp; crazy fighter.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;shaun snowbaords and i dont rememebr but it must be a good time because i dont rememebr&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;my memory of being shaun is looking at some dood and seeing red hair&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;liek sizzla&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;sizzla in any picture is black&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i dont know which of my friends are real, but thats only as chris.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;and he tried harder ten anyone ever&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;becasue todd told the future and it was fucked. like when todd was talking abotu facebook in 03, that was some crazy stuff.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i need the bathroom other wise you know i would go on and on and on and on.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;good bye and dont get decapitated while snowboarding becasue youll die and if not jesus stay dead.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;see you around.&lt;/P&gt;</description></item><item><title>bloggin brings me no joy</title><link>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/847246.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:51:40 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21479f5a-43ec-44bc-958d-f34dc3661a73:847246</guid><dc:creator>elijah ss</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/847246.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.burton.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=6&amp;PostID=847246</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;P&gt;well.things bring times&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;if you do fun things you have a good time&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;if i go snowboarding, i have fun, thus&amp;nbsp;i have a good time&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;however&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;if i dont remember&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;then i didnt go, and thus i didnt have a good time.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;what really floats my boat&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;criss angel and his dirty tricks call them illusions&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;or if i get super mad i turn into sizzla&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;or if i want to see my tats i have to look at a picture of myself as someone else&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;so if i want to see my face tats&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i have to look at a picture of lil wayne, and hes cash money honey, but im super broke&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;no other person in the world, has as many rich personalites, as me, or tattoos for that matter, it just gets old, ever day i am chris, every day all day is pure hallucination, &lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i no longer possess my best friend i ever had, my memory, if i do things that i dont rememebr, garanteed eli remembers, i know this and he knows this becasue thats how he is real.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;its the great split.,&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;the only things i remember is things that happen to chris, if it happens to shaun white or sizzla or todd bventley&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;chris doesnt rememebr&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;to the extent if i get a scar or girlfriend or tattoo or whatever on a bi polar trip&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i wont recall. but eli will&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;youwould htink my memory eli&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;youwould htink, he would have all the tats chris ever got, but he has only eli tats, which was done to make chris beleive hes not real, even though he is.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;he knows i was his body gaurd. he let me down&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;but then again&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;one of elis personalties is todd who seen teh future&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;todd told some dood, andreas father, his biological father, i never knew i told some dood the future when i was 6, if i did, i garantee you, that when i was 6 and talking baotu getting crusified at age 15, then i wouldve been like *** that, however, i told them all the major points of the nine years between being god at age 6, and being crusifed at age 15.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;the major parts where things like a girl, or kids, or drugs trips, or symbolism, like when the pigs burned a pentagram into my back, how did i find out? well, i remembered being eli, at the exact moment someone decided to tell eli about it, so i remembered someonoe telling me on a bi polar trip, and thus i got a pentagram on a bi polar trip, becasue if i had got it as chris, i wouldve remembered the pain or the blood or the scarring etc.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;now. as for shaun. i feel bad for all of you, shaun white the way he thinks, is one of my favorite thought processees, i look at a picture of shaun and the way he thinks is the person i see with the red hair and the ability to do madness on a snowboard.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i can remember snowboarding with eli in 2005, but i dont remember how to do huge spins. although when i do know how to do them, its shaun who knows ow and not me, &lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;why elis skates goofy.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;eli can remember bieng ryan sheckler&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;however&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i can remember ebing eli as ryan as criss angel.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;why?&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;one time i turned into eli&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;and eli started doing goofy kickflips&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;but he was olling a person named kenny brown who to toehr looked alot like a girl named paige who had a kid, although chris and eli never seen her pregnant, others did and lied abotu it, &lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;the greatest illuison criss angel ever pulled&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;getting a girl knocked up, and then having chris and eli never notice. to this day im like how did i not notice a fetus in belly.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;shaun white noticed a girl pregnant in whsitler, gave her a jacket, i am the only source of this rumour.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i know it occured, first becasue i predcited it, and second, becasue my memory is being like nice belly have this jacket. who has pro jackets? shaun.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;thats who&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i do the logic&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i know i piss people off when i blog&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;but i dont care&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;you knwo what pisses me off? being the worlds best snowboarder&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;and not getting free gear, unless i get free gear, and then forget, but the part of me that gets free gear, doesnt need god damn root canals&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;chris mother would buy shaun root canals&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;the fact then shaun has no cavaties, and chris does, offends me, hears what happens, this is called cirss angel&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;todd heals the teeth&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;and then for the illusion of chris, criss angel puts the holes back in the teeth.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i could tell you stories&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i got crusofed to this day i cant see the scars.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;hears one for you&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i operate in probabliteis i have no sense of reality so i do the next best thing&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i do math probablites&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;what ever is most probable is probably the truth&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;now&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;when i fly while having sex&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i blame that on shaun&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;but do the math&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;there is only one reason to fly while having sex&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;thats to impress your partner&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i did that when i was 15&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;before i got crusified&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;after i became mr pentagram&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;one time shaun white turned into chris in the half pipe comp.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;another time shaun turned into andreas while doing it.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i would elaborate, but no one cares, mr shaun white, i made you fly, you impressed ppl with the flying. i almost rememebred but elis job is to rememebr stuff that i dont&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;chris thinks shaun has good character, so does eli, but chris has no memoreis of being shuan, while for eli no big deal, i love shaun white, its just my problem with everything&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;jealousy&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i am jealous of the stuff that my alter egos did&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;to prove it&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;schizophrenia&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i met alot of girl boys&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i kknow this&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;becasue ever get with a girl&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;and then&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;she looks like a boy&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;the only person who can relate to this&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;is eli&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;but the difference is&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;eli knows which boys are girls, and chris doesnt,&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;its very strange&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;as for greg&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;who had me drugged&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;with the first drugs i remembered&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;and the only drugs which gave me seizures&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;shaun met greg before eli did who met greg before chris did.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;greg is actually shelly.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;shelly has a daughter named hannah who eli admitted to having sex with.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;yee ha more jealosy.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;this means i did it with hannah bt i dont remember&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;greg had chris drugged&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;becasue of eli&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;they shouldve drugegd eli because then i wouldve been drugged&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;but i would not have remembered&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;they were making fun of me in there&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i was 16&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;they asked me about meth, at eh time, the only drug i could rememebr actually doing was pot. no acid or crack or intravenous meth or herion or nothing. no mushroms.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;they scanned my brain&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i was already a robot but they didnt mention the numerous plates and robot circuits in my brain&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;well i noticed that ti is shorter then justin timberlake&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i dont know whty one of my black persoanlites stole my face tats&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;thank god i have an ability to see the real deal, to actaully see the ink,&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;jealousy&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;how many girl did i kiss? i am not sure, but i watched eli kiss mad ladies,&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;eli knows im real but imaginary&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;why i dont have access to most of my memory&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i imagine i dont&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;therefor i dont&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;eli imagines he can rememebr therefor he can&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;but burton needs to fucking hook up some god damn gear for crazy chris&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i got a burotn tat, i cant see it, but other ppl can see it, but i cant, yeeha&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i figure&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;how does i fly all over the world and enter snowboard comps, i cant even ride switch, as chris, just pure jealousy&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i come hear to *** up your image of shaun, only becasue i see the real one, like eli, i see hte real eli, how? i am not sure, it has to do with nina, and eli wouldve never got with nina if he hadnt rememebred ho to be todd bentley, which means how to see the future&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i had lying ladies. really gets me&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;well, one time eli called my mother loose, however, i said that, but then i turned into chris and didnt even know abotu the gunplay and freestyle rapping&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i wish i could skateboard&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i can&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;but not really&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;becasue i cant rememebr how to do the part which i figuredo ut&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;well. if i wasnt worth billions i would have no reason to write this. but i dont know how to get my billions back, and i need a dentitst,&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i like to bleive the only reason i havent gotten dental work done is becasue todd seen the future and in the future, god in the flesh and blood, without an ability to be god, needed dentistry, and you fuckers woudlnt give him a one percent of the money for dentistry&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;todd turned my teeth solid gold a couple times&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;but since youra ll anti god&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;my teeth always stop being gold right aorund the time i turn into chris and thus rememebr being a real person&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i can never tell if i am real or not&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;in high school&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;every singel day adnreas was there, and i wasnt allowed to talk to him and i wasnt allowed to know why i wasnt allowed to talk to him.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;and then, on top of that, i was always fucking off to be shaun white, and not remember, and on top of that, i was sizzla and others, and no, we have this calendar, and it turns out, all these imaginaryppl which i can see, they are all stupid, chris is the alter ego to many, i am sizzlas main alter ego.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;although i would say eli is, it is actually chris.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;thats my power, i am only chris, even though i am many.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i want someone to fix my teeth&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;blogging is futile&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;telling ppl the future i wish was a joke&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;wouldve saved me alot of deaths that i had to come back to life for.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;well. love is the only things&amp;nbsp; aschizo needs&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;although ineed eli back becasue hes my memory and also my bad attiture&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;andreas isa&amp;nbsp; crazy fighter.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;shaun snowbaords and i dont rememebr but it must be a good time because i dont rememebr&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;my memory of being shaun is looking at some dood and seeing red hair&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;liek sizzla&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;sizzla in any picture is black&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i dont know which of my friends are real, but thats only as chris.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;and he tried harder ten anyone ever&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;becasue todd told the future and it was fucked. like when todd was talking abotu facebook in 03, that was some crazy stuff.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i need the bathroom other wise you know i would go on and on and on and on.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;good bye and dont get decapitated while snowboarding becasue youll die and if not jesus stay dead.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;see you around.&lt;/P&gt;</description></item><item><title>[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]  i AM g o d </title><link>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/847109.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 06:49:22 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21479f5a-43ec-44bc-958d-f34dc3661a73:847109</guid><dc:creator>lovedandy</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/847109.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.burton.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=6&amp;PostID=847109</wfw:commentRss><description>http://globalinternetgovernment.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description></item><item><title>Somebody have try the Love 2010 board ???</title><link>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/847053.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:49:52 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21479f5a-43ec-44bc-958d-f34dc3661a73:847053</guid><dc:creator>Frank22</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/847053.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.burton.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=9&amp;PostID=847053</wfw:commentRss><description>Any feedback ?? </description></item><item><title>'09 Nomis Simon Team Denim Pants L </title><link>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/846815.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:30:04 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21479f5a-43ec-44bc-958d-f34dc3661a73:846815</guid><dc:creator>JohnnyMcDild0</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/846815.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.burton.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=12&amp;PostID=846815</wfw:commentRss><description>Bought them last season but put on a bit of weight and no longer fit in them anymore. 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I add items once or twice a week too&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://shop.ebay.com/fshflys/m.html?_nkw=&amp;amp;_armrs=1&amp;amp;_from=&amp;amp;_ipg=&amp;amp;_trksid=p4340"&gt;&lt;br&gt;Click Here: http://shop.ebay.com/fshflys/m.html?_nkw=&amp;amp;_armrs=1&amp;amp;_from=&amp;amp;_ipg=&amp;amp;_trksid=p4340&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description></item><item><title>Black Missions from '07 $69 shipped OR TRADE for sz. L</title><link>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/846738.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:31:25 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21479f5a-43ec-44bc-958d-f34dc3661a73:846738</guid><dc:creator>oldskeezy</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/846738.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.burton.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=10&amp;PostID=846738</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;P&gt;sz. M Black Mission binders. They're from '07--nice shape, no issues. $69 shipped or trade for Larges.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;</description></item><item><title>Help Identifying a Ronin Coat</title><link>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/846636.aspx</link><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 02:18:33 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21479f5a-43ec-44bc-958d-f34dc3661a73:846636</guid><dc:creator>ArchAngel1024</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/846636.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.burton.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=12&amp;PostID=846636</wfw:commentRss><description>I've searched for this thing for at least an hour to no avail. I bought it in used today, it had never been worn (assumed it was an 09/10 coat before I found the Ronin's were discontinued), but have not found a single coat like it.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The pattern is actually similar to corduroy, texture-wise. It didn't show up from my phone's camera. (The spots are on the mirror, not coat).&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Can someone tell me what this coat is?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/8371/getattachmentby.jpg"&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description></item><item><title>well im sorry butnot really</title><link>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/846609.aspx</link><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:48:18 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21479f5a-43ec-44bc-958d-f34dc3661a73:846609</guid><dc:creator>elijah ss</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/846609.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.burton.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=6&amp;PostID=846609</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;P&gt;well. i remember being shaun and giving a girl named tara a jacket, she was pregnant, i never read abotu that anywhere, so i mustve remembered. &lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i figurei am shaun becasue, well, i cant explain how my hair is short right now and his is long, or how his is red, etc, &lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;what i can do, is tell you this, due to being todd, who sees the future and tells ppl, i was 6 and i seen winnging the 2006 olympiucs, i was 15, i and i told ppl the future including the loympics, i was 17, and banging some chick, and i told her about winning the olympics, so i fugre since i can see the future and be shaun in the future i see...&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;*** it.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;todd is the one who sees the future, todd and shaun are both redheds.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i cant explain why i cant rememebr being shaun, but i remember bits, but its very rare for me to wake up abnd go i was just shaun last night, with sizzla, sometimes i wake up and go i was sizzla, well, with eli, i cant claim to be eli becasue i hang out wiht him, i watch him, but i am eli, i have no clue whats real, burton hates, chris, for that i say, good thing i cant see any of my tats otherwise i would look at my leg and see shauns burton tat.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i cant figure it out, i am jealous of shaun for his skills, but then again i am much more jealous of eli for being able to rememebr things ive done that i cant remember, like when i got crusified, i cant rememrbe that, i wish i could, proof that i cant is i would have scars, but i look at eli and he doesnt have any crusifixtion scars, eli can look at me, he can see the scar from the bat to the face.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;other then that i dont like telling ppl i am shaun white becasue shuan white slept with a girl with i was 15, and then he turned into mt, and then mr t turned into mr d, and i dont like to talk about it, of ocurse todd predcited it when chris was 6 but still, im not supposed to know.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i wonder what shaun would say if i was given the chance to tell him what happened becasue of his stupidness.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;for all you ahteres who say i aint shaun becasue i dont have lambo or i dont have a bum tat, or im not rockstar who throws double cork tens,&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;or whatever&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;in 2007, i had a bad dream i htink, and i turned into criss angel and teleported some drugs, and overdosed, and then healed myself, when i got the drugs i was criss angel, when i healed myself i was todd bentley, now i think the person who rememebrs this is ryan frmo abbotsford, he looked like eli becasue he acted like eli, but he wasnt eli becasue he was ryan, &lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;anyways&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i wasnt chris, but i had to go to probabtion everysingle day for violence, mr t as eli, smashed out like 40 or 50 cops in a psych warda dn smashed all the windows and other things, like after he was donje with the cops and window smashing, he decided to turn into sizzla, and take ande ex girlfriend who look like a boy by the name of kostas, on a tour around the world, a sizzla tour, next time i seen kostas i was eli or criss angel becasue i teleportedout of jail, but kostas was a girl, and i believe it becasue when i was 16, eli slept with kostas, ive seen kostas a s sgirl twice, first when we did it, and second that day, now.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i went to probation, as shaun white and signed the slip, now why would shaungo to my probation unless he though he was chris and had to sign the paper everyday.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;guess hwat happened, some drug uise and violecne and a new sizzla cd, and the girl, stacy she looks like a boy named richard wholikes to skate topless, yee ha, for all you boys out there, she looks like a dood to me, and i wonder why, anyways, they got the new sizzla cd by me being sizzla and by sizzla being a robot but eli rememebrs, so, hey shaun dont go to probation, that aint right, but other then that, i think i will give myself a pat on the back for being able to tricks i didnt think even shuan would be able to do, and i doubt i will ever be able to actually remember how to do the hair trick, whree you turn your short brown haris into long redhairs all shiny and everyhting.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;seriously, the olympics is 3 months away, my neck is still broken as chris, chris needs to get teeth pulled becasue his mother wont pay for a root canal and wont let chris use his alter egos money to fix his teeth, its getting fucking stupid, if i was burtnj, i wouldnt want some dood with teeth like mine to have a burton tattoo, even one wiht nuoersou layers of invisble ink on top.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;everyone but me can see it, what a drag, but atleast shaun teeth dnt casue him sever discomfort for months and months, i shouldve been allowed to see the girl shaun seen, just to see if as chris i could see a fetus in a belly, &lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;well. shaun met greg, i rmemebre shelly turning into greg, i rememebr not knowing, i remember watching eli be able to remeber this while chris cant, no wonder they is 2 ppl, however shelly tells chris eli si imaginary, even thoguh shelly is greg adn both shelly and greg have met chris and eli and both of them together.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;eli banged shelly daughter hannah, which mean si did, but eli rememebers, go figure, turns out her daughter hannah was there the night that girl got pregnant, so was paige, and 2 others, due to criss angel being able to teleport.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;well. when my teeth get real bad in the future ill turn them into solid gold again./&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;but ill leave them and chris will wake up with gold teeth and be like it happened again.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;the government should not be allowed to *** with the calendar.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;last time for the olympics, i was living in whisklter, shaun got to do a 3 week party in europe, i got to wake up, in whislter, with one day missing, how does that work, for this eyar, if i *** off just before the ollympics, will shaun still be there? i hope so.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;if i was shan i would hate having an alter ego like chris, then again one time i was in a pro comp as shaun and in air turned into chris an fell and hurt my shoulder, hopefully on the snow i turned back into shaun.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i dont rememebr.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;well.. i am sorry for making you feell this way, it took me years and years of raking my brain. all i need in a imaginary friend to by my real memory and then not lie to chris about it.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;go sizzla. next time i sitck a gun on my head, what are you going to say then sizzla? a new cd? too late we already did that one. and brent watched. and he was calling us chris, adn we was eli, and we knew it, and he still called us chris, i fucking hate brent, i was always honest with him, i told him i was going to marry his daughter, i told his daughter i was going to give her babies.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;what did i do. i gave her a kid, as eli, as chris never seen her pregnant as chris asked eli hey eli ever see her pregnant ? he said no. i bleive him, becasue when i was him that,= night, i was very surpirsed that there was a kid, brent hates chris and eli, i cant explain, but my only real goal, is one to day make him beg for mercy, make him beg for me to not kill him, whether he calls me chris eli sizzla shaun or whoever. i could care less. first he begged me not to make him shoot me in the face. next hell bag me to have mercy.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;am i being serious. i wish i could say i was.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i loved him at one time, but only becasue he was a father figure of sorts. if i knew his history i would be able to decide. but i aint todd or eli, i am both and others, while the whole time only ever being chris due to memory function.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i just want a girl with a kid a family to accept and help me. no one loves me and no one ever will, unless i stop being chris untill i wake up and go yay i am chris yee ha.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i love drugs, but i usukly dont remmebr, ususlay i just wake up and go what a drea, and then i hear hints that it wasnt a dream. &lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i am way to rich to be this poor and crazy, but who cares, no one but chris, brent owes me.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;he shot me with a gun, and going stop chris no what are you doing, he was just covering his ass, so he could call the cops like a harsh rat goof,&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;jokes on hhim, i came back to life, and shot myself twcei more that night after i walekd away, but of course im still alive, i was a robot so someone has proof but not me, i dont have the proof, in chris world, the fucking pigs ruined his best pants.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;his purple flying pants, the skel;eton ones, *** the pigs stupid goofs.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;i flew in those pants in abbotsford, then went on fire but the pants got healed, &lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;well brent. one day i hope we can be friends, but if not, dont worry, nothing bad will ever happen to you, i am all bark and no bite, plus, i wouldnt want my kid to think im some sort fo monster.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;***. next time i get a girl pregantna dn hang out wiht her the whole time i want her to look like a girl instaed of a boy, and a pregnant girl would be nice, shaun can see girls pregnant, then again he can have sex, and rememebr , and have sex and fly, at tehe same time,/&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;the powers of that idiot amaze me.&lt;/P&gt;</description></item><item><title>X8 160 and UnInc 160 for sale, ebay style.</title><link>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/846524.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 05:29:40 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21479f5a-43ec-44bc-958d-f34dc3661a73:846524</guid><dc:creator>evanrose</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/846524.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.burton.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=9&amp;PostID=846524</wfw:commentRss><description>The X8 is on behalf of a friend.&amp;nbsp; The board is basically in new condition... 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This sh*t is too hot!! &lt;br /&gt;"Crime Wave" is off of Before I Self Destruct&lt;br /&gt;In stores November 23rd&lt;br /&gt;</description></item><item><title>Great New Music</title><link>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/846435.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 01:30:21 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21479f5a-43ec-44bc-958d-f34dc3661a73:846435</guid><dc:creator>JesseDylan</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/846435.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.burton.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=6&amp;PostID=846435</wfw:commentRss><description>Wolfmother is coming out with an amazing new album! Go check them out!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.umusicmedia.ca/wolfmother/CosmicEgg/mediaplayer/</description></item><item><title>Great New Music!</title><link>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/846434.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 01:15:40 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21479f5a-43ec-44bc-958d-f34dc3661a73:846434</guid><dc:creator>JesseDylan</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/846434.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.burton.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=6&amp;PostID=846434</wfw:commentRss><description>http://umrg.edgeboss.net/qtime/umrg/7338-lil_jon/token/video/giveitallugot-800.mov&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;img src="http://umrg.edgeboss.net/qtime/umrg/7338-lil_jon/token/video/giveitallugot-800.mov" /&gt;</description></item><item><title>w w w . c h a r l e s w e b s t e r b a e r . c o m </title><link>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/846406.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 05:56:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21479f5a-43ec-44bc-958d-f34dc3661a73:846406</guid><dc:creator>lovedandy</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/846406.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.burton.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=6&amp;PostID=846406</wfw:commentRss><description>weeeeeeeeeee </description></item><item><title>For Sale: 2001 Burton Dragon 159 - ONLY $50!!!!!</title><link>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/846385.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:38:26 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21479f5a-43ec-44bc-958d-f34dc3661a73:846385</guid><dc:creator>Powder_Sucks</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/846385.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.burton.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=6&amp;PostID=846385</wfw:commentRss><description>I have a dragon 159 that I bought as a wall hanger, but never hung it. just looking to make room. its still in decent shape, never been base ground.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Its a second quality board but only for a minor cosmetic blemish. it has "second" stamped on the tip of the base, but this would come out with a grind.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;email me for pics.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;snowboard_jones@yahoo.com&lt;br&gt;</description></item><item><title>lots of stuff for sale</title><link>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/846380.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:02:56 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21479f5a-43ec-44bc-958d-f34dc3661a73:846380</guid><dc:creator>ross23</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/846380.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.burton.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=6&amp;PostID=846380</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;amp;item=110452303987&amp;amp;_trkparms=tab%3DSelling"&gt;cartel lo backs&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;amp;item=110452304037&amp;amp;_trkparms=tab%3DSelling"&gt;cartel shop series est&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;amp;item=110452303911&amp;amp;_trkparms=tab%3DSelling#ht_2404wt_1167"&gt;Burton seven 154.5&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;amp;item=110452313182&amp;amp;_trkparms=tab%3DSelling#ht_3486wt_1167"&gt;Burton Hero 152&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;bid away kiddies&lt;br&gt;</description></item><item><title>Wanted: Used medium ESTs</title><link>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/846214.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:07:08 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">21479f5a-43ec-44bc-958d-f34dc3661a73:846214</guid><dc:creator>tchapp</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://community.burton.com/forums/thread/846214.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://community.burton.com/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=10&amp;PostID=846214</wfw:commentRss><description>im not feeling the conversion disks this year, want to "feel" (read: have as much padding as possible for damaged knees) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;anyone selling any ests in a medium. used would be best... </description></item></channel></rss>