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The Official Secks Thread

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  •  11-21-2008, 10:48 AM 684543 in reply to 683408

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    Re: The Official Secks Thread

    *this guy that I know has a small penis (he did post photos on the internet before). he told me that he's got a strap on that he uses on women instead of his penis.

    *I've gone to my shares of colleges. A few years ago, I was asked to join in this orgy. their door was wide open and they were already half naked. there were 2 guys and 2 girls. I told them 'no' and closed their door.

  •  11-21-2008, 10:52 AM 684556 in reply to 684543

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    Re: The Official Secks Thread

    jchu99:

    *this guy that I know has a small penis (he did post photos on the internet before). he told me that he's got a strap on that he uses on women instead of his penis.

    *I've gone to my shares of colleges. A few years ago, I was asked to join in this orgy. their door was wide open and they were already half naked. there were 2 guys and 2 girls. I told them 'no' and closed their door.

    the penis thing. truly sad.

  •  11-21-2008, 10:53 AM 684558 in reply to 684543

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    Re: The Official Secks Thread

    jchu99:

    *this guy that I know has a small penis (he did post photos on the internet before). he told me that he's got a strap on that he uses on women instead of his penis.



    WTF.....
  •  11-22-2008, 2:45 PM 685793 in reply to 684558

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    Re: The Official Secks Thread

    playground jungle gym and swingset.
    amazing.
  •  11-22-2008, 2:56 PM 685796 in reply to 684556

    Re: The Official Secks Thread

    pk thunder:
    jchu99:

    *this guy that I know has a small penis (he did post photos on the internet before). he told me that he's got a strap on that he uses on women instead of his penis.

    *I've gone to my shares of colleges. A few years ago, I was asked to join in this orgy. their door was wide open and they were already half naked. there were 2 guys and 2 girls. I told them 'no' and closed their door.

    the penis thing. truly sad.



    hahhahahahhaha
  •  11-23-2008, 9:32 AM 686386 in reply to 684543

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    jchu99:

    *this guy that I know has a small penis (he did post photos on the internet before). he told me that he's got a strap on that he uses on women instead of his penis.

    how fucked up must that dude be....
  •  11-23-2008, 6:00 PM 686641 in reply to 686386

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    Re: The Official Secks Thread

    max:
    jchu99:

    *this guy that I know has a small penis (he did post photos on the internet before). he told me that he's got a strap on that he uses on women instead of his penis.

    how fucked up must that dude be....


    Wonder if girls notice? does he like hide it?
    Or does he come out and say "i've got a tiny d!ck"?
  •  11-23-2008, 6:57 PM 686707 in reply to 686641

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    Jibs_McNuts:
    max:
    jchu99:

    *this guy that I know has a small penis (he did post photos on the internet before). he told me that he's got a strap on that he uses on women instead of his penis.

    how fucked up must that dude be....


    Wonder if girls notice? does he like hide it?
    Or does he come out and say "i've got a tiny d!ck"?


    I've always told them straight up. No sense in lying about it...
  •  11-23-2008, 7:04 PM 686716 in reply to 686641

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    does he have like a 2 inch *** haha I wonder what he does when he gets head. haha.

    "Yeah my dicks pink do you got a problem with it"
  •  11-23-2008, 7:10 PM 686723 in reply to 686707

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    Enn Zed General:
    Jibs_McNuts:
    max:
    jchu99:

    *this guy that I know has a small penis (he did post photos on the internet before). he told me that he's got a strap on that he uses on women instead of his penis.

    how fucked up must that dude be....


    Wonder if girls notice? does he like hide it?
    Or does he come out and say "i've got a tiny d!ck"?


    I've always told them straight up. No sense in lying about it...


    Haha. I'd get their expectations up then wait for a discontented sigh.
    Unless the girls shitfaced then I'm fucking Mandingo.
  •  11-23-2008, 9:57 PM 686920 in reply to 686723

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    the dude must be carrying it around everywhere....

    girl: lets do it...
    dude: now?
    girl: yeah right here, right now...
    dude: ...ummm
    girl: is something wrong?
    dude: we have to go to my place... just dont ask questions, trust me.
  •  11-23-2008, 10:03 PM 686941 in reply to 684543

    Re: The Official Secks Thread

    jchu99:

    *this guy that I know has a small penis (he did post photos on the internet before). he told me that he's got a strap on that he uses on women instead of his penis.

    *I've gone to my shares of colleges. A few years ago, I was asked to join in this orgy. their door was wide open and they were already half naked. there were 2 guys and 2 girls. I told them 'no' and closed their door.


    this might be the most EPIC post in bmb history, when considering its origin.
  •  11-23-2008, 10:05 PM 686949 in reply to 686941

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    Re: The Official Secks Thread

    midget mafiosa:
    jchu99:

    *this guy that I know has a small penis (he did post photos on the internet before). he told me that he's got a strap on that he uses on women instead of his penis.

    *I've gone to my shares of colleges. A few years ago, I was asked to join in this orgy. their door was wide open and they were already half naked. there were 2 guys and 2 girls. I told them 'no' and closed their door.


    this might be the most EPIC post in bmb history, when considering its origin.

    I was amazed at that too..Big Smile

  •  11-23-2008, 11:41 PM 687133 in reply to 686941

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    midget mafiosa:
    jchu99:

    *this guy that I know has a small penis (he did post photos on the internet before). he told me that he's got a strap on that he uses on women instead of his penis.

    *I've gone to my shares of colleges. A few years ago, I was asked to join in this orgy. their door was wide open and they were already half naked. there were 2 guys and 2 girls. I told them 'no' and closed their door.


    this might be the most EPIC post in bmb history, when considering its origin.

    lol, you're making me cough up a lung from laughing, midge.

    I seriously saw a picture of his penis. it was really small. you'd think it would be bigger considering he's 6'4".

  •  11-23-2008, 11:45 PM 687140 in reply to 687133

    Re: The Official Secks Thread

    jchu99:
    midget mafiosa:
    jchu99:

    *this guy that I know has a small penis (he did post photos on the internet before). he told me that he's got a strap on that he uses on women instead of his penis.

    *I've gone to my shares of colleges. A few years ago, I was asked to join in this orgy. their door was wide open and they were already half naked. there were 2 guys and 2 girls. I told them 'no' and closed their door.


    this might be the most EPIC post in bmb history, when considering its origin.

    lol, you're making me cough up a lung from laughing, midge.

    I seriously saw a picture of his penis. it was really small. you'd think it would be bigger considering he's 6'4".


    wow. i've seen those penis-extender rubber things that they sell, and i was like "who buys those?" now i know. have you ever asked if he's a female-to-male transgender? i hear they have a harder time crafting weiners than they do vaginas.
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