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The Official Secks Thread

Last post 07-16-2009, 1:31 PM by Duhg. 264 replies.
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  •  12-05-2008, 12:02 PM 699990 in reply to 699968

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    McBain:
    Arghhh why are women so difficult??

    Just respond yes or no if you want to attend a wedding reception with me.

    I don't need to explain why you weren't the first girl I asked.

    why are you trying to hunt down chicks you are not fukking to go to a wedding?

    now you stoopidly have to double the gift you give and lose out on potential cougar poon.

    idiot. and i mean that in the nycest possibel way.

  •  12-05-2008, 12:19 PM 700011 in reply to 699990

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    sLiP_KiD:

    McBain:
    Arghhh why are women so difficult??

    Just respond yes or no if you want to attend a wedding reception with me.

    I don't need to explain why you weren't the first girl I asked.

    why are you trying to hunt down chicks you are not fukking to go to a wedding?

    now you stoopidly have to double the gift you give and lose out on potential cougar poon.

    idiot. and i mean that in the nycest possibel way.

     

    2 x 0 = Still Zero

     

    Asians don't gift.

  •  12-05-2008, 12:21 PM 700012 in reply to 699990

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    sLiP_KiD:

    McBain:
    Arghhh why are women so difficult??

    Just respond yes or no if you want to attend a wedding reception with me.

    I don't need to explain why you weren't the first girl I asked.

    why are you trying to hunt down chicks you are not fukking to go to a wedding?

    now you stoopidly have to double the gift you give and lose out on potential cougar poon.

    idiot. and i mean that in the nycest possibel way.

  •  12-05-2008, 12:25 PM 700018 in reply to 700011

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    Ampers&:
    sLiP_KiD:

    McBain:
    Arghhh why are women so difficult??

    Just respond yes or no if you want to attend a wedding reception with me.

    I don't need to explain why you weren't the first girl I asked.

    why are you trying to hunt down chicks you are not fukking to go to a wedding?

    now you stoopidly have to double the gift you give and lose out on potential cougar poon.

    idiot. and i mean that in the nycest possibel way.

     

    2 x 0 = Still Zero

     

    Asians don't gift.

    makes sense, and he gets to keep her party favor.

  •  12-05-2008, 12:28 PM 700022 in reply to 700018

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    sLiP_KiD:
    Ampers&:
    sLiP_KiD:

    McBain:
    Arghhh why are women so difficult??

    Just respond yes or no if you want to attend a wedding reception with me.

    I don't need to explain why you weren't the first girl I asked.

    why are you trying to hunt down chicks you are not fukking to go to a wedding?

    now you stoopidly have to double the gift you give and lose out on potential cougar poon.

    idiot. and i mean that in the nycest possibel way.



     

    2 x 0 = Still Zero

     

    Asians don't gift.

    makes sense, and he gets to keep her party favor.


    Last wedding I went to, we got lotto scratchers.

  •  12-05-2008, 12:37 PM 700030 in reply to 699983

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    McBain:
    Ken:
    McBain:
    Arghhh why are women so difficult??

    Just respond yes or no if you want to attend a wedding reception with me.

    I don't need to explain why you weren't the first girl I asked.


    Why would she even know she isn't the first girl you asked? Did you ask her friend or something before her?


    Yes I did.


    That's unfortunate Tam. If you have someone else on the list just ask them instead and drop this other girl. You're not going to have fun that night when she's bitching about being your 2nd choice.

  •  12-05-2008, 12:37 PM 700031 in reply to 700022

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    McBain:
    sLiP_KiD:
    Ampers&:
    sLiP_KiD:

    McBain:
    Arghhh why are women so difficult??

    Just respond yes or no if you want to attend a wedding reception with me.

    I don't need to explain why you weren't the first girl I asked.

    why are you trying to hunt down chicks you are not fukking to go to a wedding?

    now you stoopidly have to double the gift you give and lose out on potential cougar poon.

    idiot. and i mean that in the nycest possibel way.



     

    2 x 0 = Still Zero

     

    Asians don't gift.

    makes sense, and he gets to keep her party favor.


    Last wedding I went to, we got lotto scratchers.
    is that synonym of crabs?

  •  12-10-2008, 10:40 PM 705217 in reply to 683408

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    a gem i found at a New jersey rest stop bathroom stall...

  •  12-10-2008, 10:42 PM 705218 in reply to 705217

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    90 I didn't know you were advertising

  •  12-10-2008, 10:54 PM 705228 in reply to 705218

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  •  03-20-2009, 4:39 PM 779853 in reply to 688882

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    bump?

  •  03-20-2009, 6:10 PM 779905 in reply to 683746

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    Ninety-Roll:
    just had secks almost an hour ago. and then i went and got Arby's. now i am pooing. pretty awesome series of events if you ask me.

     

    BWAHAHAH.  I think I just got a man-crush on Ninety-Roll.  Sounds like a perfect night.

  •  03-20-2009, 10:55 PM 779989 in reply to 779853

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    max:
    bump?


    Thank you Max.

    During a chairlift ride today a friend told me that he hasn't had sex with his wife in a month. Not that unusual I thought, he is married after all. The reason he explained is that they adopted a puppy around Thanksgiving. Now ever time they are making sexy time the dog jumps on the bed, when they put the dog out of the room he whines and barks. Real mood killer.

    He told me that one time they were going at it and he felt something cold and wet on his ass. He was exited that maybe the wife was trying something new, then realized that it was the dog licking. Another mood killer

  •  03-20-2009, 11:15 PM 780008 in reply to 779989

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    so i see he never tried the peanut butter trick....

  •  03-20-2009, 11:18 PM 780009 in reply to 780008

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    I had amazing sex this evening.

    Just putting that out there.
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