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The Official Secks Thread

Last post 07-16-2009, 1:31 PM by Duhg. 264 replies.
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  •  03-25-2009, 11:57 PM 783065 in reply to 783042

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    JCHU IS BREAKING OUT! Seriously, I think we're witnessing something epic here.

  •  03-26-2009, 12:01 AM 783067 in reply to 783042

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    Spenser?:
    i believe my secks lyph is officially back on.

    bet you still wear that flannel shirt.
    before, during and after.

  •  03-26-2009, 12:02 AM 783070 in reply to 783065

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    themidge:
    JCHU IS BREAKING OUT! Seriously, I think we're witnessing something epic here.


    the only breaking out jchu will do is if there is some coupons to a sale in hermosa beach or some bollocks and she'll post a link to the bargains.

    fact.

  •  03-26-2009, 12:08 AM 783077 in reply to 783070

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    PeeeGeee:
    themidge:
    JCHU IS BREAKING OUT! Seriously, I think we're witnessing something epic here.


    the only breaking out jchu will do is if there is some coupons to a sale in hermosa beach or some bollocks and she'll post a link to the bargains.

    fact.


    that's ok. the only breaking out you do is on your weiner.

  •  03-26-2009, 12:09 AM 783081 in reply to 783077

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    themidge:
    PeeeGeee:
    themidge:
    JCHU IS BREAKING OUT! Seriously, I think we're witnessing something epic here.


    the only breaking out jchu will do is if there is some coupons to a sale in hermosa beach or some bollocks and she'll post a link to the bargains.

    fact.


    that's ok. the only breaking out you do is on your weiner.


    don't flirt with me. it's gross.

  •  03-26-2009, 12:16 AM 783090 in reply to 783070

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    damned buzzkill last night.  had bowel rumbling gastritis and so had to keep fiercely clinching my *** or i'd tuba.  all the while i was supposed to be concentrating on making her earth move b/c she just got back from a weeklong biz trip.

  •  03-26-2009, 12:18 AM 783095 in reply to 783090

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    you should have tubgirled yourself, that would end it right quick like.

  •  03-26-2009, 12:20 AM 783097 in reply to 783095

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    I always love the texts a few days later.....

    "I usually don't do that so soon, I just don't want you to think I am slutty"


    cough smells like bullshit cough

    happens a lot of the time.

  •  03-26-2009, 12:22 AM 783099 in reply to 783095

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    just to bring it home a bit, i remember one time i was getting noshed rather deep by serraph and was utterly desperate to fart on her chin.
    didn't though coz i'm a gentleman.

  •  03-26-2009, 12:24 AM 783103 in reply to 783070

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    PeeeGeee:
    themidge:
    JCHU IS BREAKING OUT! Seriously, I think we're witnessing something epic here.
    the only breaking out jchu will do is if there is some coupons to a sale in hermosa beach or some bollocks and she'll post a link to the bargains. fact.


    no such thing

  •  07-03-2009, 1:29 AM 822125 in reply to 783103

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    I'm not getting any, but the people in the next unit over sound like farmers chasing their runaway pigs...

  •  07-03-2009, 10:20 AM 822140 in reply to 783099

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    PeeeGeee:
    just to bring it home a bit, i remember one time i was getting noshed rather deep by serraph and was utterly desperate to fart on her chin.
    didn't though coz i'm a gentleman.


    lol

  •  07-03-2009, 11:48 AM 822146 in reply to 783097

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    Ranger:
    I always love the texts a few days later..... "I usually don't do that so soon, I just don't want you to think I am slutty" cough smells like bullshit cough happens a lot of the time.
    Strange.  I've seen that before.  Except it was on Greed's phone.  And it was from you.

  •  07-03-2009, 11:48 AM 822147 in reply to 783097

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    PeeeGeee:
    just to bring it home a bit, i remember one time i was getting noshed rather deep by serraph and was utterly desperate to fart on her chin. didn't though coz i'm a gentleman.
    Roffles

  •  07-03-2009, 6:15 PM 822227 in reply to 822147

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    monogamous long term relationships mean i can time my sex life around my surgeries. helpful in a way, really.

    also, my best friend told me that because he has to sleep with his windows open (must have fresh air, cool breeze and that), he found out that Tuesday night was sex night in the entire neighborhood, and that each couple didn't last longer than 5 minutes. the highlights:
    -alleycat noises, what sounded like ball-slapping AND bent over a trash can clanging (yes, seriously)
    -what sounded like a good start, only to end abruptly 30 seconds later
    -halfhearted moans and a weak finish
    -redneck sex
    -compulsory "date night" doing it with no pizazz
    -a general, all around sense that no one really knows what they're doing and may not be putting it in the right place, even
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