good old shaun. i bet i creep him right out, well think about it like this. when shaun white turned seventeen. i was in whistler, i did the stomach trick, think mindfreak claiming to be eli.
however i woke up from this. i look at shaun i see strickly shaun tats. you would think me and him would have the same teeth. i have short hair and he has the long hairs. i assume what it feels like to be shaun is what it feels like to be chris with a lot less spirits, feel way better, i am pretty sure eli rememebrs ebign shaun. however. back when shaun was about 15, he turned into me and fell and messed up a shoulder, thats about as close as i get to being shuan white. however i noticed he got a new tattoo on his left arm, good old shaun white. the last olympics, this is what happened. on feb 5 06 i was in whistler, on feb 6 06 shaun white was in the olympics and got gold. and feb 7 i woke up in whistler, as chris, and probably hung out with eli that day, now i went what the *** happened with feb 6? where did it go?
now. this is how eli got started. chris did the stomach trick, chris became eli, he wasnt chris, eli is god, that day there was a bunch of teleporting, and bunch of seeing the future, a bunch of drugs, think teleporting, a bunch of violence, the police tried numerous times to kill me that day, either by shooting me with a gun at highschool, or by jumping on my head, or by breaking all my ribs, or by tazering me with numerous times... the list goes on. long story short i woke up. on the same day. sept 3 03. shaun whites birthday.
now the teleporting, i blame that on mindfreak, i am pretty sure i teleported some rails and a skateboard and was skating that day, strange, seeing the future, that was todd, what amazes me. i never remember being shaun, sometimes i do, but i go, why cant chris be shaun and never be chris again.
are u ready?
if chris disappears, time stops, since im god,
now
since shaun white is known to teleport and fly.... hes god, but appearently he has a father. now. criss angel doesnt have any tats. but todd does, sizzla has no tats, but hes black nad im white. if i ever see a picture of sizzla i see a black sizzla,
but the worst one of all, i did months and months in a copshop smashing crystal meth. and i still woke up on sept 3 03
i cannot figure out this calenadr system, shaun is bigger then time, you would think i would be able to be shaun and then wake up and have days missing off the calendar, ive been doing it my entire life, being other ppl and yet every day i am chris, even when i am eli, if chris is not watching, then i dont recall, be wary of the stomach trick. as for mark of the beast. i did the stomach trick. next thing you know im teleporting and punching out some seriosly bad ppl, after all when i say mark of the beast i say it in reference to seeing mark of hte beast colors, that was the stomach tirck, for that i woke up and went that dream was strange, to realizstic, feels strange, i run the world, and i cant even see my own tattoos, do what i do, i balme the tazer,
one time i went to probation,, and there was a dood claiming to be a robot, and he had a bunch of tazer scars, that was weird, looking at me as a robot, what a trip,
you just wait, i will enter the olympics again, and then wake up and not even think i was dreaming, it will be strange, well, i never liked being chris,
this is the problem, todd sees everything, chris sees being chris, now, when i was 6, i started seeing the future, in 1994 i was seeing 3003 12006, etc,
now.
2003, i started seeing the future, in 2003 i was seeing 04 5 06.
now. i made alot of lil wayne cds in jail on meth. this is how i figure, gaked out of my mind, i tattooed some tear drops on my face, woke up they was gone, i obvoulsy forgot abotu that. they reset the calendar, now march 03. went into a coma, woke up on march 3, how did i go in a coma if i woke up on march 3. all that time was taken off the calendar, and then all the time spent doing sizzla concerts, you would never rememebr a sizzla concert, but you know what chris does?
chris sees reality, you all see a bunch of fakeness. example, every single on of my personalites, i see them as individuals, you all pretend to see different ppl.
i see them. just like eli, when i am hanging out with him, i am so happy, i know we is both real, but once we stop hanging out, then i have to go back to the oh hes imagianry story.
i never seen paige pregnant, which is distrurbing becasue she had a kid.
long story short, the reason teh world is so messed up. its not drugs, its promiscutity,
although im one to talk, back when i was younger, i would watch myself kiss girls, unaware that i was kissing and not watching. to this day, it still makes me go how the *** does that happen? like sizzla. i am sizzla. but i look at a picture of sizzla, i see a black man, i assume others do because i do, but do they? im not sure,
anyways, it aways amazes me that not only do i go to snowboard contests, i win them, and not only that, i wake up in canada without any clue that i went to europe and shredded or something, like mindfreak, hes gnarly, i ask ppl, mindfreak have any tats? they go yes i go no.
he has none.
and so. now back to the present.
hopefully, i will get my answers legally, well. i wish i had never seen the future at age 6, and then told real ppl about it, and then i wish i had never mentioned names and dates and locations, because thats stupid, alot of stupid things happened to chris becasue of "seeing the future"
like chris getting drugged up, thats bad, or seeing in the future they turn me into a robot, yee ha, thats how it happened, i said i see in the future being a robot, theni wrote down plans to do this,
well, now to nina who made eli real, first off, i made eli real, second off, eli made eli real by being chris with his part, eli remembers stuff that chris doesnt, eli remembers being shaun white, chris does not, im going to demand an explaination, as to why the governments conspire against crazy chris, first, the whole calendar thing really gets me.
i tell ppl im god and they get all mad, but if i go into a coma, when i come to, no time has elasped on the calendar, mark of the beast, what a trip. or my guns in jail sotry,
thats good, i had more then one gun in jail. there was the first, in 06, and then in 07, day after mark of the beast, wake up with a gun and a smoke.
due to being a robot sizzla got a new cd.
now. sizzla sung to kenny brown, kenny brown is paige,
thats fucked.
instaed of being honest with chris. they all lie, and the best part is chris never lies, never.
how did it happen? sept 3 03 i predicted brent harley shooting me in the head, at teh time i was eli or eli was todd, what happened 2.5 years later. brent harley shot my in hte head.
thusly, how the *** am i writing this? maybe i am a ghost.
i wonder about how shaun keeps going to the contests. i assume i go, but i never wake up and go i was shaun white last night. but i do my best. i try to wake up from dreams and go i was shaun.
it just is rare. like stacy. i woke up from that. now that was a dream, it was too normal, even though i was teleproting all over the world, rapping as sizzla, everything, ended with violence and some more rapping maybe as ti, and ten i woke up. but that time i figured it wasnt a dream, it wasnt it was real, but everybody acts like it was a dream, but it was importnat, firstly i bet i predcited it years ahead of time, and then, it really pissed me off, adn then during this, i did a bunch of predcitng or seeing the future, like richard, stacy turned into richard and the pigs gvae her legal id that says she is richard, but she looks like a boy,
like ian.
good old ian. now i know ian is a boy, but one time eli choked hinm out and was going to drug him and he turned into a girl, but since i seen ian the boy,
that is a gnalry story.
i met ian as eli on meth and crack and .....
i had him in handcuffs with the rest of them,
ian looked like a boy, am i pistol whipped him numerous times.
now. mark of the beast, i teleported ian into vancouver, and he watch me shoot of someone thumbs and he watched him eat the thumbs.
yee ha
now. that was mark of hte beast.
but at the time i was eli, or mr t, or todd, ian was ian and not teh girl cop, *** like this.
how does one forget? first be chris. second. no longer be chris, then turn into chris,
you would think, they would have a normal calendar, it all has to do with legal rights,
if you have a couple months go by on a bi polar trip, dont reset the calendar, imagine had i woke up in 2004, i couldve gone wtf, and then they couldve informed me, and then i would not have halluincited every single day since.
now. i feel like a homo sexual, i have more then one ex girlfriend, while looking at a boy, i know its a boy who has a vagina. i go how does it have a vagina when its a girl who looks like a boywith a facial hari and no ass and no ***, and no long hair, no perfume etc.
how the *** does that work? i blame criss angel.
seriously. i have ex girlfriends that can be more then one boy at once while being a girl. like have you ever kissed a girl while 2 boys watched and then you found out years later that if you hang out with that boy other ppl see you hnaging witha girl? so how does one kiss a girl while 2 boys watch and those 2 boys are the girl?
i mean, how do you kiss a girl, while 2 imagianries are watching, but those imagianries are teh girl?
how about this one, ever watch youre summary alter ego kiss a girl? i remembered watching eli kiss a girl before i rememebred kissing a girl, then again, eli had kids before i watched him kiss girls before i remembered being chris watching girls.
its wierd eh. i look at a foto of me as someone else and i see strickly their attributes. but teh funny part is teh story to those attributes.
i assume it has to do with money, but, i have no money, yet im worth billions, i seen in the future making facebook. i mentioned making facebook on shaun 17 birthday, a year later i made it, and now you have acces to facebook which i made high on drugs in whistler, but i do not have access to the facebook money, but the wrost part is, you can see my ex girlfreinds looking like guys on facebook, you can see thier breasts, you can check them out in bikins or you can have teh male version topless, underage, yee ha, now, since youre not me or shaun white, who also sees boys as girls, you will no doubt see the boy as a girl with no shirt on. wtf. serioulsy, for eli he can just swictch into someone else, i know kenny is paige, i was stadning on him, i was going to jump on his face, but he turned into paige, same clothes same elis blood on his face. eli was punching himself in the face while standing on him, kenny had elis blood on his face, funny stuff,
but while standing on him, he turned into a she, and paige has a little brohter, and kenny has a little sister, and i think eli did it with kennys sister to piss him off for being such a douche bag towards chris.
however, i cant prove it. its pretty funny though, eli sleeps with a girl, gets her pregnant, been a few times, like this girl named rhiannon, one day i heard she had my baby, im not sure, but it seems probable, eli banged her, got her knocked up, and now there is nother kid somewhere.
but kenny put up a bu ch fo topless fotos on ffacebook. and i go what the *** is wrong iwth her parents.
dont get me started on shelly. always broing it with eli, telling chris hes imagianry, years later, shelly met eli before she met chris, chris introduced shelly to eli, me and him were hanging out. i introduced eli to chris mother, whats worse, being completley covered in tats, that ppl say they cant see becasue they know you cant see them, or seeing guys as girls,
or seeing you pregnant *** walking around pregnant, but never seenig her pregnant, that *** creeps me out, i got some girl knocked up as eli in 04, eli denied it, never seen her pregnant, now the kid is 4, and everyboyd assocaited with it denys the baby who is now 4.
i go for fucks sake when i was 6 i was smoking meth with gangsters, seeing the future, anbd feeling africa, when iwa s 6 i felt africa and turned into sizzla when i was 6, and i didnt find out for atleast ten years. and to this day if i am sizzla i will wake up as chris not think i was sizzla, no memory, but every picture he looks balck,
the calendar pisses me off, where is my tats.
and why does eli get all the girls and chris gets none. like when paige was going out with chris but cheating on him with eli and then got pregnant, and chris and eli never seen it.
wtf is with that.
how did she not look pregnant for me who got that baby started.
i never seen her pregnant and no one said nothing.
i want some tats now. but shuan has a new on on the left. yee ha. another invisble tatoo.
i wonder if my kid will be god at age 6, and if so, ruin his life for the next decade, and if so, rememebr the bipolar trips, i am sure i have atelast 10 kids now, but im not sure, but atleast that many.
good think im a poor billionaire
why the fvck do you need to direct people to easy lounging?! I dont want the bmb to die out completely... then ill have to go there
Fearless: why the fvck do you need to direct people to easy lounging?! I dont want the bmb to die out completely... then ill have to go there
people can make their own choice. nothing wrong with that.
eli is chris:Go away...
i wouldn't complain, this joint needs all the people it can get.