The Lodge

Re: The Unofficial Secks Thread

Duhg — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 18:31:22 GMT

goggles:

top 5 (or more) coolest/weirdest places. ok, i'll start:

- hospital

- u-haul truck

- burger king bathroom in key west

- the caribbean sea

- church

- grandmother's bed

- stowe gondy

- trunk of a car

This post belongs in the "How many points do you have" thread.

Re: The Unofficial Secks Thread

goggles — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:37:42 GMT

top 5 (or more) coolest/weirdest places. ok, i'll start:

- hospital

- u-haul truck

- burger king bathroom in key west

- the caribbean sea

- church

- grandmother's bed

- stowe gondy

- trunk of a car

Re: The Unofficial Secks Thread

Caboose — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 20:04:52 GMT

But it is public, yes?

Re: The Unofficial Secks Thread

Duhg — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 19:59:12 GMT

Caboose:
JungleLarry:
It's only public if you use a homeless man to cup your balls.

Oh, you're naughty, sir

Duhg:

Caboose:
What's the official ruling on having sex just at the very edge of the woods, next to a playground and elementary school? Is that public?

In the car is not in public.

In the car with her on top and her head poking out of the sunroof IS in public.

No car, just like 10 feet into the woods, and very visible from the playground

I believe that will qualify you for "sex offender" status.

Only if caught, of course.

Re: The Unofficial Secks Thread

Caboose — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 19:22:27 GMT

JungleLarry:
It's only public if you use a homeless man to cup your balls.

Oh, you're naughty, sir

Duhg:
Caboose:
What's the official ruling on having sex just at the very edge of the woods, next to a playground and elementary school? Is that public?

In the car is not in public.

In the car with her on top and her head poking out of the sunroof IS in public.

No car, just like 10 feet into the woods, and very visible from the playground

Re: The Unofficial Secks Thread

F18 — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 18:54:23 GMT

now wtf! they censor she-male!!!

Re: The Unofficial Secks Thread

F18 — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 18:53:13 GMT

F18:
JungleLarry:
It's only public if you use a toothless man OR a woman to tea bag your balls.

a *** would do... thought

Re: The Unofficial Secks Thread

jdmeg693 — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:45:48 GMT

i'm so confused by that statement its making my head hurt

Re: The Unofficial Secks Thread

Ninety-Roll — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:30:46 GMT

jdmeg693:
F18:
JungleLarry:
It's only public if you use a toothless man/woman to tea bag your balls.

LOL wut?

she-male fiesta?

Re: The Unofficial Secks Thread

jdmeg693 — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:28:17 GMT

F18:
JungleLarry:
It's only public if you use a toothless man/woman to tea bag your balls.

LOL wut?

Re: The Unofficial Secks Thread

Duhg — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:22:45 GMT

Caboose:
What's the official ruling on having sex just at the very edge of the woods, next to a playground and elementary school? Is that public?

In the car is not in public.

In the car with her on top and her head poking out of the sunroof IS in public.

Re: The Unofficial Secks Thread

F18 — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 13:04:09 GMT

JungleLarry:
It's only public if you use a toothless man/woman to tea bag your balls.

Re: The Unofficial Secks Thread

JungleLarry — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 00:58:27 GMT

It's only public if you use a homeless man to cup your balls.

Re: The Unofficial Secks Thread

Caboose — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 22:40:56 GMT

What's the official ruling on having sex just at the very edge of the woods, next to a playground and elementary school? Is that public?

Re: The Unofficial Secks Thread

shralp — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:29:24 GMT

Ninety-Roll:
shralp:
Ninety-Roll:
shralp:
Tit-tay fvckin = Nothing wrong with that.

Also, birfday secks is good.
score. i fended off secks today so i could sleep in longer. i may be a ghey.

You "may be a ghey"?!?!!!

Why do you have to assert that ghey's don't like secks? Teh gheys love it dummy.

I think your some kind of pedeofile type. Some sick monkey.
haha, ok, should have been more specific...hot-dog/donut type sex...

Now your talking about having sex with a police officer at a bbq?

You are definitely sick.