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Re: i got a new cat

elijah ss — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 03:37:35 GMT

yeah thats not cool okay

i have feelings.. snicker

no i dont

so my ex girlfriend who i was gunna marry as chris for something im not sure what

yeha so my ex girlfriend... any takers im single... we are thru me and her

its her birthday and shes telling me we cant ahng out becasue i let her walk on me for no reason and i dont stand up for her or something

i told her the rules and she broke them and calls me the bad influence

yeha so

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4T0hwccG4I&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t_AfMV2lAA&NR=1

no other snowboarders can ever bust out tracks like that

yeahs so in the last week he grew twice as big as he was when i first seen him

my true love cats!!!

but he keeps licking his junk and im starting to think hes a homo

anyone want a cat from chris???

didnt think so

ah yeah

death and taxes are a sure thing like the paradox of chris' evolved intellect

my schizophrenia is my legal property

they say its criminal but actually i own it it is phsyically mine and i own the intellectual rights too

damn

ah well

so i notcied all these shuan white snowboarding posters at the mall whats up with that?

i asked some dude at the game store what he thinks of shuan and he dont like him and hten i told him i was shuan and he was like oh im jealous

i was like yeah me too and can get a girl knocked up and see it too!!!

i remember having a girlfriend pregnant and they drugged me with the needle and yellow pills that look like the herion pills and i started smoking gak again and didnt know and never seen her pregnant and went to federal jail before i went to juvie later that year

my life is far out man

i seen shuan playing guitar

i cant play guitar

i heard sizzla rapping in french i dont know french

and in my brain i know for a fact that hardcore killer is a fucking gnagster and he rats me out after he puts gunshots in di brain and his daughter is a prostitute

i seen her whoring it with dudes but then agian i seen her as numerous dudes and so i try not to think to deep into it

seriously this is the year when i start recalling being shaun white

i did before

a couple times

well

sorry for beign a bad influence

burton knows if they would give me free boots.

atelast when i got decapitited i was wearing a burton hifi

saved my head yo

what i wanted was the whistelr sample shuan white suit of the gods sz xl

that had it

in vncouver which of course i run by shooting people and pistol whipping cops...

so last year(mark of the beast anniversary is soon...)

and the analog leather jacket casue it was so fine it aint funny

if you ever see shuan wearing analog gear then its a safe bet that its chris and so i never gave eli my jackets

because he never told me the truth

know how i used to find out the facts? listen to eli lie and i would figure it out

or ask his crew about his girls they always knew

after shuan won the lympics and before eli got shot in the head thanks to hck

eli sexed up some girl

go figrue

eli is only shuan becsaue i prove it thru the hallucinations like greg

other then that

sorry that i fought a whole bunch of people although some of them needed it

like those idiots last year that were marked with mark of the beast

damn

well

i hope my knee dont casue me much stress

i bet itll oly affect chris

get this

i got being bi polar on lackdown and i doubt shuan will miss his schedule

we slept with julie rockwell so the cops act all tuff and then go guess who won another competition

this is how shuan does it

he goes on the lift

goes real fast

launches

grabs that ***

looks like somebody who gives nasty looks

and then stomps that ***

he goes huge

and i go wow im going big

theni wake up

i love it

its like being eli

i dont recall and itll make you crazy no doubt

this is for everyone who works in shops or justs wants the juice or mr shuan the flyer

some girls out there know he can fly becasue they seen him levitate wil busting rotations

even without the flying part they still know he can chuck fat sevens on flat ground

oh well

i imagine its a skill

he gets the gear cause he earned it along with a paycheaque

i recall nothing except waking up as chris

in fact if ai dont wake up as chirs i might die

happened before

ive turned into criss angel for smokes

and since you know that happened ive been criss angel for hard drugs and when you teleport drugs you know youre gunna get high

stupid eli

yeah thanks eli

eli knows they stole him from me and he dont care id call his mother but she denies his exitsance to chris i guess she reconizes the voice

oh well

atleast tomorrow when all you suckers are waiting for snow

ill be waiting for the sizzla show

big show tomorrow get there if you can itll change your entire life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22SQBTOqih8&feature=related

tthats me talking to hck before he killed me

Re: i got a new cat

Dj Nebula — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:01:11 GMT

S P:
Suicide is easier, you should try it some time.

Not cool to be telling someone to go kill themselves.

No matter in jest or being serious.

You ask for bad karma doing that.

Re: i got a new cat

emily — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:42:25 GMT

Yes, quite!

For real?

Re: i got a new cat

D99 — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 21:00:44 GMT

emily:

Well i did wonder.. I read the whole thing too! Dont think ive ever read that much in my whole life!!

and understood so little...

It`s a little black cat

Re: i got a new cat

emily — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 16:27:33 GMT

D99:
emily:
Thats deep..

You just wanted to see the cat didn`t you Em..?..

Well i did wonder.. I read the whole thing too! Dont think ive ever read that much in my whole life!!

Re: i got a new cat

austins — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 00:02:24 GMT

i do this sort of thing when i call people when im drunk. makes for some very interesting voicemails.

Re: i got a new cat

D99 — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 20:55:55 GMT

max:
D99:

emily:
Thats deep..

You just wanted to see the cat didn`t you Em..?..

this thread needs some real pussy

pay attention Max...Ian Sheddon is a girl !

Re: i got a new cat

max — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 19:08:46 GMT

D99:
emily:
Thats deep..

You just wanted to see the cat didn`t you Em..?..

this thread needs some real pussy

Re: i got a new cat

D99 — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 18:02:04 GMT

emily:
Thats deep..

You just wanted to see the cat didn`t you Em..?..

Re: i got a new cat

elijah ss — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 06:11:09 GMT

its a baby cat

all black

ever been the best shredder ever

???

chris refuses to ride swicth

and uh

i won the olympics in 06

wasnt allowed in 02 at age 15

but ah

in 06

the uh rest the calendar

so we won the olympics we really did

but actually we lost them when we went to sleep

the knowledge of winngin fell out of our heads and so we lost

girls that used to try to kiss chris casue of eli are no in shauns whistelr commercials

i hate being a shcizo bi polar because burotn sponosrs me and they wont admit it to chris becasue then theyd have to hook up gear

fucking idiots

i win compititions injail fools

i am also sizzla

people wont admit that

i am also tood criss angel and andreas and elijah ios famous in whistler becasue chris was always watching him

no wonder we are so fucked eh

blame burton

they makea nillions i gave ten pecent to hardcore killer

a hundred million

he owes me ten percent

and burton owes me fucking big time you fucking idiots

school ruined chris

in grade 2 i was already halluncinating severly and doing magic

and having psycho episodes

i never liked shcool

my cint of a mother made me

i wanted to be snowbaording

i hope the next person shuan kills is chris mother

that would be very helkpful

or hardcore killler

here goes

hardcore killer is a homosexual

he is probably also jake burton

therefor jake burton is probably partially gay

literally

why do you think he dopes shiutty boardslides adn takes pictures

i had it worse then any other

dont forget about sneddon

Re: i got a new cat

emily — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 22:40:57 GMT

Thats deep..

Re: i got a new cat

fosterchild — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 21:11:59 GMT

How long does it take you to come up with stuff like this?

Re: i got a new cat

D99 — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 20:36:12 GMT

publicenemy:
how the hell do you come up with all of this?

pretty impressive huh..Kid has style

Re: i got a new cat

D99 — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 20:26:06 GMT

elijah ss:

my cats name is burton

Cool..Sorry if I missed it Chris, but .. what kind of cat is Burton..?

Re: i got a new cat

Paulg — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 16:16:34 GMT

We got a new cat too....but ours looks like this: