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Don't Even Reply: Emails from an A$$hole

Last post 06-19-2009, 9:40 AM by drjcv. 1 replies.
  •  06-19-2009, 7:37 AM 817594

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    Don't Even Reply: Emails from an A$$hole

  •  06-19-2009, 9:40 AM 817606 in reply to 817594

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    Re: Don't Even Reply: Emails from an A$$hole

    pure gold

    Cemented Couch
    Posted at: 2009-06-12 01:49:33
    Original ad:
    FREE COUCH! i have a free plaid couch on the curb outside my house. the address is 39 ******* rd come and get it!
    From Mike Anderson to **********@*******.org

    Hey. I am tired of driving down ******* and seeing your ugly couch. It is ruining the neighborhood. What the hell were you thinking when you bought that? Nobody is going to want that thing! It better not be there when I drive past tomorrow.

    From ************@gmail.com to Me

    if you dont like it why dont u come and fuckin get it. tough *** if u dont like seeing it. its only been out there 1 day!

    From Mike Anderson to ************@gmail.com

    One day too many. I don't want your shitty couch. Maybe I would if I was a Scottish guy living in the 70's, but I'm not. That couch looks like what would happen if a parrot and a rhino fucked and had a freak baby, and then that baby grew up and then took a *** on your curb. Why don't you pay someone to haul that piece of *** away?

    From ************@gmail.com to Me

    *** you buddy! tough ***. drive a different way

    From Mike Anderson to ************@gmail.com

    I like going that way because it is scenic. Well, at least it was until you put that pile of *** out there. If it is stil there tomorrow, I am going to come back during the night and cement it to your driveway.

    From ************@gmail.com to Me

    COME AND TRY IT *** ILL BE WAITING
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