well.things bring times
if you do fun things you have a good time
if i go snowboarding, i have fun, thus i have a good time
however
if i dont remember
then i didnt go, and thus i didnt have a good time.
what really floats my boat
criss angel and his dirty tricks call them illusions
or if i get super mad i turn into sizzla
or if i want to see my tats i have to look at a picture of myself as someone else
so if i want to see my face tats
i have to look at a picture of lil wayne, and hes cash money honey, but im super broke
no other person in the world, has as many rich personalites, as me, or tattoos for that matter, it just gets old, ever day i am chris, every day all day is pure hallucination,
i no longer possess my best friend i ever had, my memory, if i do things that i dont rememebr, garanteed eli remembers, i know this and he knows this becasue thats how he is real.
its the great split.,
the only things i remember is things that happen to chris, if it happens to shaun white or sizzla or todd bventley
chris doesnt rememebr
to the extent if i get a scar or girlfriend or tattoo or whatever on a bi polar trip
i wont recall. but eli will
youwould htink my memory eli
youwould htink, he would have all the tats chris ever got, but he has only eli tats, which was done to make chris beleive hes not real, even though he is.
he knows i was his body gaurd. he let me down
but then again
one of elis personalties is todd who seen teh future
todd told some dood, andreas father, his biological father, i never knew i told some dood the future when i was 6, if i did, i garantee you, that when i was 6 and talking baotu getting crusified at age 15, then i wouldve been like *** that, however, i told them all the major points of the nine years between being god at age 6, and being crusifed at age 15.
the major parts where things like a girl, or kids, or drugs trips, or symbolism, like when the pigs burned a pentagram into my back, how did i find out? well, i remembered being eli, at the exact moment someone decided to tell eli about it, so i remembered someonoe telling me on a bi polar trip, and thus i got a pentagram on a bi polar trip, becasue if i had got it as chris, i wouldve remembered the pain or the blood or the scarring etc.
now. as for shaun. i feel bad for all of you, shaun white the way he thinks, is one of my favorite thought processees, i look at a picture of shaun and the way he thinks is the person i see with the red hair and the ability to do madness on a snowboard.
i can remember snowboarding with eli in 2005, but i dont remember how to do huge spins. although when i do know how to do them, its shaun who knows ow and not me,
why elis skates goofy.
eli can remember bieng ryan sheckler
i can remember ebing eli as ryan as criss angel.
why?
one time i turned into eli
and eli started doing goofy kickflips
but he was olling a person named kenny brown who to toehr looked alot like a girl named paige who had a kid, although chris and eli never seen her pregnant, others did and lied abotu it,
the greatest illuison criss angel ever pulled
getting a girl knocked up, and then having chris and eli never notice. to this day im like how did i not notice a fetus in belly.
shaun white noticed a girl pregnant in whsitler, gave her a jacket, i am the only source of this rumour.
i know it occured, first becasue i predcited it, and second, becasue my memory is being like nice belly have this jacket. who has pro jackets? shaun.
thats who
i do the logic
i know i piss people off when i blog
but i dont care
you knwo what pisses me off? being the worlds best snowboarder
and not getting free gear, unless i get free gear, and then forget, but the part of me that gets free gear, doesnt need god damn root canals
chris mother would buy shaun root canals
the fact then shaun has no cavaties, and chris does, offends me, hears what happens, this is called cirss angel
todd heals the teeth
and then for the illusion of chris, criss angel puts the holes back in the teeth.
i could tell you stories
i got crusofed to this day i cant see the scars.
hears one for you
i operate in probabliteis i have no sense of reality so i do the next best thing
i do math probablites
what ever is most probable is probably the truth
now
when i fly while having sex
i blame that on shaun
but do the math
there is only one reason to fly while having sex
thats to impress your partner
i did that when i was 15
before i got crusified
after i became mr pentagram
one time shaun white turned into chris in the half pipe comp.
another time shaun turned into andreas while doing it.
i would elaborate, but no one cares, mr shaun white, i made you fly, you impressed ppl with the flying. i almost rememebred but elis job is to rememebr stuff that i dont
chris thinks shaun has good character, so does eli, but chris has no memoreis of being shuan, while for eli no big deal, i love shaun white, its just my problem with everything
jealousy
i am jealous of the stuff that my alter egos did
to prove it
schizophrenia
i met alot of girl boys
i kknow this
becasue ever get with a girl
and then
she looks like a boy
the only person who can relate to this
is eli
but the difference is
eli knows which boys are girls, and chris doesnt,
its very strange
as for greg
who had me drugged
with the first drugs i remembered
and the only drugs which gave me seizures
shaun met greg before eli did who met greg before chris did.
greg is actually shelly.
shelly has a daughter named hannah who eli admitted to having sex with.
yee ha more jealosy.
this means i did it with hannah bt i dont remember
greg had chris drugged
becasue of eli
they shouldve drugegd eli because then i wouldve been drugged
but i would not have remembered
they were making fun of me in there
i was 16
they asked me about meth, at eh time, the only drug i could rememebr actually doing was pot. no acid or crack or intravenous meth or herion or nothing. no mushroms.
they scanned my brain
i was already a robot but they didnt mention the numerous plates and robot circuits in my brain
well i noticed that ti is shorter then justin timberlake
i dont know whty one of my black persoanlites stole my face tats
thank god i have an ability to see the real deal, to actaully see the ink,
how many girl did i kiss? i am not sure, but i watched eli kiss mad ladies,
eli knows im real but imaginary
why i dont have access to most of my memory
i imagine i dont
therefor i dont
eli imagines he can rememebr therefor he can
but burton needs to fucking hook up some god damn gear for crazy chris
i got a burotn tat, i cant see it, but other ppl can see it, but i cant, yeeha
i figure
how does i fly all over the world and enter snowboard comps, i cant even ride switch, as chris, just pure jealousy
i come hear to *** up your image of shaun, only becasue i see the real one, like eli, i see hte real eli, how? i am not sure, it has to do with nina, and eli wouldve never got with nina if he hadnt rememebred ho to be todd bentley, which means how to see the future
i had lying ladies. really gets me
well, one time eli called my mother loose, however, i said that, but then i turned into chris and didnt even know abotu the gunplay and freestyle rapping
i wish i could skateboard
i can
but not really
becasue i cant rememebr how to do the part which i figuredo ut
well. if i wasnt worth billions i would have no reason to write this. but i dont know how to get my billions back, and i need a dentitst,
i like to bleive the only reason i havent gotten dental work done is becasue todd seen the future and in the future, god in the flesh and blood, without an ability to be god, needed dentistry, and you fuckers woudlnt give him a one percent of the money for dentistry
todd turned my teeth solid gold a couple times
but since youra ll anti god
my teeth always stop being gold right aorund the time i turn into chris and thus rememebr being a real person
i can never tell if i am real or not
in high school
every singel day adnreas was there, and i wasnt allowed to talk to him and i wasnt allowed to know why i wasnt allowed to talk to him.
and then, on top of that, i was always fucking off to be shaun white, and not remember, and on top of that, i was sizzla and others, and no, we have this calendar, and it turns out, all these imaginaryppl which i can see, they are all stupid, chris is the alter ego to many, i am sizzlas main alter ego.
although i would say eli is, it is actually chris.
thats my power, i am only chris, even though i am many.
i want someone to fix my teeth
blogging is futile
telling ppl the future i wish was a joke
wouldve saved me alot of deaths that i had to come back to life for.
well. love is the only things aschizo needs
although ineed eli back becasue hes my memory and also my bad attiture
andreas isa crazy fighter.
shaun snowbaords and i dont rememebr but it must be a good time because i dont rememebr
my memory of being shaun is looking at some dood and seeing red hair
liek sizzla
sizzla in any picture is black
i dont know which of my friends are real, but thats only as chris.
and he tried harder ten anyone ever
becasue todd told the future and it was fucked. like when todd was talking abotu facebook in 03, that was some crazy stuff.
i need the bathroom other wise you know i would go on and on and on and on.
good bye and dont get decapitated while snowboarding becasue youll die and if not jesus stay dead.
see you around.