the BMB

well i am almost certain some old lady said that to me or eli or maybe kenny rbown when he was i.
anyways, another one of my roomates was a girl but looked like a boy, i went on a bi poalr trip in whistler, was acting blonde, next hing you know im waking up, i wasnt chris, there for i was eli, and eli k nows things, i think i went home and a patrick was now a girl, and if hes topless adn looks liek a boy, then no big deal, but if your room is a topless girl......
get off my daughter.
i am certain. i know eli can remmebr, eli can predcit teh future as todd perfectly adn heal ppl. this means todd stole my ability to see the future and also healings...
anywyas. i wasnt chris patrick wasnt patrick. i owuldnt beleive it but one itme i decided to teleport some girls, whats new, and i got this girl out of a house, that was famliar. some more of the wtf???
what was she doing at that house:? that aint her house?
strange.
prety gnarly
at bible camp. i was quite distrubed.
one girl and one boy. was atleast 3 boys and 2 girls
and eli rpedcited that
i got nothing from there except an idea how to piss ppl off.
it was a grand idea.
however looking back it wasnt such a smart move.
anyways. my big complaint. is for a long time my mom has known i need a dentist.
and what the *** does she do.
ever time i tell her to make me an appoiintement. she goes yeah yeah
and then she has me put in a psych ward.
another couple week i wait for the denitst that never comes
or she has me put in jail. which is illegal
there is certain steps that have to be done. if i could decide to put ppl injail
oh wait i can its called eternal damnation. more later

see this happened. i woke up, didnt have any suspicion of htis, but then you go where did this happen??? i go if it happened it wouldve been in whitegold

the truth about eli. eli does the thinks
how i made todd bentley adn sizzla when i was 6!!!
i let them do the talking. to be a 6 year old who gives off hte impression of an 18 by talking abotu future sex, future murders/deaths..., atc.
by being 6 and talking baotu being 15 while getting crusifed, that made me look 18, since todd was 18, sizzla was the balck version of todd, thats what i think, becaue the first time the showed thier ugly mugs was when iwa s 6./
just like when i got crsuifed.,
the redid the first day of school.
the first day of grade 2 i msoked some gak and i didnt hear about it until my real imaginary FRIEND
not assoaicte.
eli is the only real friend i gotand i know he knows that i know that oones of us is fake when thewre is 2 of us

just be glad i am no longer 17, i used to have 6 of us every night in the village.
yee ha
the pigs are still scared of sizzla
he still raps with gats.
i teleported guns into whistler squamiosh pembterton poco and other locations i assume
the first day of grade 2. i didnt know that there was some troubel with the law, last time i chekced my memory... some pigs was chasing a gaked out 6 year old and he smashed the pig with a fire extinguisher and balsted him with teh spray. and i ran some more. never rememerbed.
chris is the memory. eli does the thinking chris does the rememebring.
thats how it goes. if i want to rememebr eli, and how he thinks, i have to watch him. so he deos the thinking but i remember watching him think.
who do you think is more mindrfreak???
shaun for teleporting and lfying?
or ryan for being able to kickflip humans who are girls but look like boys, while doing telekenisis on teh neck???
"put your neck in my hand" or did i say throat? wyho knows?
not it.
sometimes i am eli without chris. when that happenes, i turn into chris and dont knwo eli was there, sometimes i am eli with chris.
the pigs are scred of sizzla. i could prove it but then i would have to talk baout teleprtioing guns and threanteing squid goofs with guns

so the differnece between teh alter egos.
the talk. they talk differnt.
they do .
sizzla talks like a black. todd talks like a preacher man. chekc otu his history. todd is the summary of seeing the future adn all teh healing i did as eli.
eli suhbcontracts
therefor chris is not shuan white
but eli is. why?
chris cant rememebr. he gets just snapshots. like if i am shaun for a couple weeks. i might get the idea i had a dream abotu snowboarding. unless it real important.
like when shuan hung out with hugh the goof heffner.
i didnt like that. i didnt rememerb,
the higlight of my life?
the sex that i cant recall for the life of me
thats a quote
when chris gets some then i rememebr. when eli gets some and chris is present as a seperate entitiy. then i rememebr that eli got some./
chris does actually have floating bones in the neck
yesterday i was blogging, and i called shelly a stupid ***, i did that deliberalty, that was the part that pissed me off in that bliog, everything else was a lesser evil then that.
however.
she had no right to take the bat god gave to me.
i was piping out chris face, it was eli piping out his own face, but chris got the scar.
the bitches rememebr...
"hiv postive get back get back"
the first one fucked up the side of my head, the second one never connected becasue shelly grabbed it and got all mad at me for trying to smash me in public, ppl dont like it when they wach ppl pipe out their own faces.
so she took my bat.
any one rememerb the weaponized self defense tactics?
yall should be glad i was a god.
back when i murdered kenny brown who is actually paige harley but the goof version who is gay.
i spat in his mouth and called him a gay,
casue she loked like a boy
\if a boy spits in another boys mouth, thats pretty homo.
then. a couple months later. i spat some blood in her face, in front of her parents, and i called her a ***, and then a god damn whore. now that was entertaining, wehre did the blood in my mouth come from?
whats that cheweing my cheeks?
nah
when you get shot in teh face, blood pools up in your lungs, lots of blood in the mouth for getting shot in the eye.
i kept telling her to come closer. and then she was going to try to kiss me before i was going to die, its like *** you ***, i just got shot. next time decide to kiss me in the hour that i hold a gun to my head.
and the best part of that night, wasnt the gold teeth.
her little borhter who i think is a girl. i pulled the gun out of my mouth, i was tlaking abotu this when iw as 6, dropping names and dates adn locations to the real gangsters, my alter ego andreas his biological father is who i told the future to when i was 6, i didnt rememebr, he never forgot.

now then. if you see shaun white with a name tattooed on the back. that is andreas, i owuld show you a picture but you would see a different story.
now then
appearently sizzla is doing a europena tour.
my schizophrenia stopped all the problmes worldwide. yall should thank me.
all though eli did alot of stupid bullshit. like smashing girls and whatnot, it can all be excused, becasue eli smashed all those girls and they all looked like boyz.!!!!!!
now. i hate promiscutiy and especally porno and pimping.
get married or get vd, be clear, those infections are more then skin deep, sleeping around sucks, unless you dont rememerb and watch from a third person point of view, like eli and chris, chris watches eli, chris watcehs becasue then he rememebrs,
the closed i get to rememerbing being eli is watching eli, and watching ppl assuame is chirs due to the schizophrenic rules

one time i was threanteding some pigs, and the left.

POCKET SAND
as teh left i said you fucking pigs were the *** do you think youre going? one of them tried to mouth me off but his friends was like lets go and get out of hear. he was trying to mouth me off, i think i said something like yeah? you and WHAT ARMY???
and the left me alone for a ocuple hours. thanks pigs. i hate getting arrested when i am having a good time.
well. my teeth cause mey much grieef, the majority of me has good teeth, shaun has perfect teeth, so deos sizz and todd,
i dont get it. todd heals the teeth and then as chris sinse i aint todd removes teh ehaling. i used to have gold teeth, they disappeard.
now then.
i earned my children? how by being todd bemntley moniker and then seeing the babymaking process years in advacne.
think im lying?

how did paige get pregnant? eli slept with her. i say this becasue i didnt rememerb therefor i didnt know, but eli did and he didnt tell me so i figured he didnt want to get stabbed or he didnt want to give me motvie to find out the truth. ts easy for eli, he does it automatic. he knows things.
i dont know how he goes yup to girls and goes in a year and a half in this location bnlah blah blha.
i assume he does that by being todd.
but i dont rememebr, eli is merely compensatiopn for being bi polar
like im bi polar but my alter ego is schizophrenic
if ithis is correct
then i am also schizo
i met ian sneddon becasue i was eli wehn we met. ian was threatening me
you would think if some boy teleports drugs and he shes... greg/shelly and used clothes... then the teleporting is godliness.
how can you kill god?
only god can kill god.
thats it
hak dont kill me
sizzla dont kill
bullets
they dont kill me
pornography kills me
it is unclean
patrick is hannah
he told me
eli did it with hannah
patrick goes you were eli and i was hannah
but that was a lie
i was eknny brown
and then instaed of hannah being kenny
paige was kenny
strange
kenny got murdered
some boy went you killed her
i went
now hes not dead hes lepping
hes a boy and his name is eknny brown
and i didnt kill him you did
you interuppt me when i was about to smash my owen jah right off my face
which i did before
i shaterred my own jah with a swicth punch to the face
i dislocated my own jah infront of barb
didnt get knocked out when itcame out or when i put it back in
nop lie
i didnt do the stomach trick
but i wasnt chris
that day sizzla made a cd with a gun
squid goofs inc
all becasue of sam
there was 3 doods.
but they couldve been girls
but they looked like bioys
long stroy short the leader
named joe p.
he had his 2 squid backups
so i called him a goof and told him he gets 10 freeshots and my mother gets to watch and then he gets smashed
andthen i called him a goof quid
and if someone called me a goof squid over their ex girlfriend and said ten free shot goof
i would give them 2, and they would be fucked.,
no lie
once you figure out how to hit ppl properly
its easy
ask all those coppers
i got the magic hit
i pucnh your body aumoru and you still get messed up
the hardest i ever punched someone
kenny
i murdered him in whistler
but i raised him from the dead
that ability to raise ppl from the dead
they call it jesus
i call it "todd bentley"
thanks tood
if todd wasnt real
kenny owuld still be dead
when he was dead he looked like a boy
others seen a girl
go think abou it
anyways
all i want
is the bone fragment out of my neck
and chris tetth fixed
and one girlfriend
a decent girl
thats it
i am really big about loyalty
sizzla is in europe doing a reagge tour
go thin abotu it
sizzla makes his cds by being a robot
sizzla.org
the overstadning sung to kenny bornw one go 9 freestyles
robot tech
after that waterhouse redemption
i sung that while having sex
or while i was sizzla
aint guna see us fall
that was at paiges house
peacemaker on the head
new sizzla cd
addicted
made in jail day after mark of the beast
with a gun
ghetto youthology was made 2 months before that
\i had a gun there was 3 squids and sizzla was doing the talking
so when its me doing the talking as sizzla
i see me as sizzla
go think abotu it
shuan
i liked him
but i am still jeaopus
more over the abiltiy to steal memories
shuan can snowboard liek that becasue he rememerbs how to ride like that
i never rememerb
i rememebr being chris
but not being not chris
thats elis job
anyways
the best part about when i got shot in the head
brent had a gun in eli/sizzlas mouth
hes going stop it chris, instaed of stop it dillon or stiop it eli, the eli was the real one with the right arm tatoo, this was after it was on teh right,

when i killed kenny bronw
it was on the right
5 days later, on the left, elis curretn left arm tat isnt the orginal left arm tat, its obvious to me, hes not real, but he is real, his dad should fucking figure out the signicafacen of being chris while watching eli
now then
the best part
the gold teeth?
no
being called chirs while being eli god?
no
just before brent shot me
i looked at chase
and god damn hissed like a cat
and i think he started to cry
i loved it
i was pleased iwht my self
i go i get to ruin their lives they will never forget his i wil take a long time to accuire enough hints to figure it out
sizzla got that by being a robot
i bought the cd that was stolen from my legalness
i prodcued and made the lyrics and words and message and vibes
i bought the cd
the didnt buy it from me
i used that to have profe of yet another death in whistler eli related
i want to make a gang called
eli
yee ha
so then
sure i would be gang related if i was god

so one itme eli called my mom loose
now loose means bienga motehr
see how much i teach you?
i called paige a gy abut she looked like a boy
eli hates barb
becasue of chris
barb cant do nothing to eli
but she messes with chris head
its enterinaing
i figure that much
now then
girls hsould not look like boys
especiually in porno
kenny brown and patrick w should not be posting topless gfoots on the net
todd should not be conspiring to kill his black aterego siozzla
the pigs knew i was specail ever since they found out about 6 year old gak heads with alteregos
giddy up
so.
what you bout ***?
nothing
yall scured
i want my billions back i need ad enitest
i need a season pass
shaun sees girls pregnant
i never seen paige pregnant
i only figuerd out how to rememebr the sex between her and eli by meeting the kid as eli while she was claling me chris and tehn
doing the amth
if its my kid
the she got it on with an aterego becasue chris would rememrb
to bad todd seen the future getting her pregnant and told her before it happened, and then too bad i didnt rememebr that much but she did, and then toobad ti came true, and too bad todd seen eli murdering paige while she looked like a blonde

my favorite
it is better to spit blood in teh faces of girl bitches then spit loogies in the mouths of boy gays

if any one thinks they is tough enough to have intercourse with paige. you better know all about gats and rats and tats and bats, and you better know how to shoot straight
and you better be able to chew your own cheeks if you needed to spit blood in ppl faces
i wish i could be cahim for a day
i could
but eli could be a more sisnister minister chaim
chew the cheeks
very abd baby
very bad must kill baby die die die
paige and nina and hannah and shelly and all those bitches who watched dead jew throw *** at eli ejsus aka crisifxtion time
they rememerb chaim
hes nuts
he ran away an they never found him ever again
end of story
now i have to move to the interior for snow
thats it
teleporting is always a bad idea
always
thats how criss angel got his start
by being eli and teelporting
his persaona is based aroudn that
in the beginning
we teleported to australia as todd
as todd we teleproted acid and freebase
then after that
elki teleproted gak and kilos of powder
and some herion
and some booze from the booze store
and some used clohtes for the pigs
the pigs new
we teleported those clothes
and that how i found out about being mr petnagram
da real thing
by sizzla
was made that night
before the satanic symbols thanks pigs
and sizzla was so fucked on acid
you want to hear gangster rap?
wehre do you think they got the idea of trip hop?
some on
sizzla made ghetto youtlogy in whistler high on coke
thats why ists so pimp
we even burst a gunshot and there was no pigs coming over goof squids
i am the king of blogging
and its all legit
it is all captured thru robot tech
sizzla owes me money for him being a robot and making cds of desperation and murder
yeeha
if i wasnt a robot the last atleast 5 cds wouldve never been made
unless of course teh was a mic
and there is never a mic when you need it
just like pigs
if you were to stall for an hour as sizzla while waiting for pigs
if i hwas a pig and i heard schizophrniec eli is beating up another girl who he think s looks like aboy
they knew about ian
ian sneddon was a pig
he was a girl and he did look like a boy
he rememerbs he was a boy at teh mark of the beast
sizzla rapped abotu it next day
girls should look like girls
the pigs if you hear about eli beating up girls and then taking a break and waitng for pigs
show up before someone gets murked
just kidding
they know if they showe up once eli is sizzla
then they die die die
and they know it
so if you piss off chris and he snaps into eli and chris is gone
and then eli turnsd into a black
and starts rapping
then yoru fucked becasue hes probably already got a gun
i want the girl from mr pentagram
that was so in the future i would hear about the pentagram and be curious
now i fgure there was a girl
she met sizzla todd mindfreakand shaun that night
and also andreas
he was smashing the pigs
wasnt me
i assume sinsce todd was talking abotu being mr pentagram in 1994, i assume, that the girl is who they call shonnah
todd wife
he cheated on her with her
she looks fat
three kids
but if i tell someone the future it is todds doing
someone please give me some free drugs
no lie
till next time
get off my daughter
i got put in a chokehold by shelly
and then i woke up
nad didnt know
and shelly knew about it years ahead of time
that is todd
todd predctied crusiofxtion decaption and gunshots in 1994
and then after that
i still had to smash lots of cops and embarass tehm in public
MIKE PAIN.......
fragmetn grenades
mike pain threw drugs in more then one pigs face and said rat me out see what happens
and then the pigs watched him high jack a bus with a grenade
yeeha
i even had to smash in my face in a cop shop
ive slapped alot of cops across teh face
also pistol whip a whole bunch
did broken bones
knokced out girls cops
accidenly
i knocked out julie as eli he was probably andreas
didnt know it was a she pig
but then again
a pig is a pig
and she had her face covered and wearing a helmet
dont pistol whip cops
i even punched out a cp in handcuffs
figure it out
wait till they are not looking
make sure youre handcuffed infront
and tehn punch them and make sure you get teh gun
otherwise prepare to get boot fucked
i got teh record
yee ha
and eli remmerbes so i know this dumb stuff happened
but it iss do to being a homosexual
if i girl looks like a boy that is the definaiton of being gay
although fags would have you belive otherwise
they are not even homos
they are abominations
hey
burton
andreas got a whole bunch of my tats covered over on teh right arm
yee ha
hopefully he doesnt do that to the burton logo
buy me a seaosn pass
get my my schizophrenic pain pills
get the bone fragments out of chris neck
and get chirs teeth fixed
adn i will love you forver
although iw nt rememrb
but a contract is a contract
it aint right to sponosr a portion of a perosn
thats what elis exs does
the only ones i know for a fact happened with eli and chris
is if chris watcehs eli kiss a girl
he kniows eli just kissed a girl
it was a better illusion when i didnt know i was eli, just really suspicious with no proof.
dont get caught up in satanic activity becasue you will go to the place of the eteranlly damned.
jesus brings me bakc to life automcatically
therefor
i am employed by gawduh
but serious
god is my father
only god can kill god and make him stay dead for a while

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